The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.
Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.
Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.
Deadly wrote:Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....
You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.
Yudster wrote:But what about the wasp?
Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.
Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.
Beadle Poke wrote:I was lying in bed last night nice and relaxed, just about to fall asleep when I felt this all mighty sting. I shot out of bed, put on light and there it was in all it's glory - a wasp crawling around in my bed. The bastard had stung me on the back.
I decided that for the sheer audacity I'd torture it rather than squash it. I caught the twat between a glass and a dvd case, and out of spite trapped one of it's legs underneath the rim of the glass so it couldn't move. I've just been to check and it's ripped it's own leg off in a state of desperation. It looks quite sad, but deep down I know it's just an act in the hope I'll let it go. No chance Buzzster!
Should I put it out of it's misery or let it's slow and painful death continue?
Yudster wrote:But what about the wasp?
The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.