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By Andy B
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My iPhone which, despite having 4 1/2 days of music on it so far, tends to just play the same 3 songs over and over.

Today it has done itself proud, 45 mins train ride into London and it's played nothing but great music, mostly relaxing stuff too. Currently on Jan Hammer - Crockett's Theme.

For those of you too young to rememer it it was used in the Nat West advert "Of course we do! It's not all work work work!" and for those of you too young to remember that then... Oh I dunno go watch the Hoobd or something!
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By Andy B
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Also making me smile today is the sunshine because from out of nowhere, loads of fit women appear. It's as if they just grow when the sun comes out and die off when it's miserable!

I love it!
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By MK Chris
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Today was a cracking day and it's Mrs Topher's birthday. I wish my birthday was this time of year.
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By Yudster
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Happy Birthday Sarah.
By Ezza
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I found my cash card and bought myself a new bag and flip flops. The sun is shining, I had a good time at church, I have chocolate as well, and CSI dvds to watch. I'm fairly happy today. I'm even looking forward to revising.
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By foot-loose
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Details of my night tonight at our pub quiz:


We normally do really bad but tonight were winning after every round :D
Then came the bonus round :(
Afterwards we thought we had won :D
We didnt :(
But we were in a tie-break with another team :D
The tie-break wasnt a question... it was a dare :(
So muggins here gets strapped into a chair and gets his face covered in scooshy cream :D
Then they ladle on the chocolate buttons and smarties onto my mug :D :D
Then my two mates have to try and eat as many as they can in ten seconds :D :D :D


We lost Image

The result...

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Feel free to add your own captions!
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By MK Chris
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charlalottie wrote:Earlier saw The Eye which is actually not that bad

I fancy seeing that.. as well as Awake and Three and Out.

French and Saunders in Bristol made me laugh yesterday, a lot more than I was expecting them to.
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By Yudster
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boboff wrote:* Is cottaging where you get your willy sucked in a Toilet ?


It is.
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By DevilsDuck
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Mr foots thought "maybe getting her that drunk wasnt the best idea"




by the way, the first rule of toilet etiquette is, you dont take a camera in the toilets!
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By foot-loose
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No. The first rule of toilet etiquette is 'you don't come in looking like an elephant has released it's love wee all over you'.

Secondly - it was only me and my two mates in there.


Although I did hear an interesting conversation between two folks at the urinals earlier in the night:

Drunk 1: *farts*
Drunk 2: "Better out than in, I say"
Drunk 1: "...F*ck the Pope!"

'mon the 'football' fans.
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By Yudster
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Every time I see that picture I think "oooh, he looks just like....." but I can't think WHO! It'll come to me, I know it will.
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By Vivienne
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I reckon I may be the happiest person on Planet Earth today.. I am in possession of Madonna's new album, which is fantastico!! Absolute genius beyond belief. :-)
By wurzel
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Making me kind of smile is the fact that i have just been brave enough to get a spider in a cup and throw it out the door!
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By MK Chris
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wurzel wrote:Making me kind of smile is the fact that i have just been brave enough to get a spider in a cup and throw it out the door!

Did it look like this?
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