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By S4B
#339723
Topher wrote:I have no problem parading round with little or nothing on in public


*Note to self **Never go to MK in the summer**
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By MK Chris
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Haha I'm no exhibitionist, but I wouldn't rush to cover myself if someone walked in.
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By MK Chris
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There's this guy we know who's an artist (and an extremely good one too.. he's had stuff in the National Portrait Gallery and everything) and he has done a few nudes. Every time it's mentioned, Mrs Topher says I should do it, but I've not been asked. I wonder why...!
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By Bonanzoid
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foot-loose wrote:
Bonanzoid wrote:Nudey art, yuk. There's nothing worse than getting nekke for a bunch of arseholes who want to paint you.

How about photographs?


It depends. Am I in them or doing the looking? If I'm doing the looking, the sex definitely contributes significantly to me decision.
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By Andy B
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Hello, Andy B's ego here as Andy is currently sleeping off a massive hangover......

I am always present even if he's not so watch what you say.
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By Andy B
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Horror of horrors. Not only have I found out that Barry Scott is not his real name, but worse than that the guy who plays him, Neil Burgess is an Alumni of the same school as me!

Mind you, so's the guy who created Viagra....

Why am I hosting the surgery?
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By Yudster
#339757
Because you can.
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By Andy B
#339759
Because I'm worth it.
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By Yudster
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I now have a mental image of you tossing your golden mane over your shoulder and smiling flirtatiously at the camera. I knew you were Prince Charming really.
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By Yudster
#339812
Drains are annoying me today. I have an almost blocked one which I am just about managing to keep moving with the help of my pooh-sticks (ask Boboff), but I think it might be time for the Drain Doctor to come and make it all better.
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By Yudster
#339815
Well it's a kitchen drain not a really nasty one, but the name pooh-sticks has stuck somehow.....!
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By kendra k
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The Pooh-Sticks were a great band.

Annoying me is that I've had this stupid headache for 2 days now and no amount of sleep and pills seems to help. I didn't really sleep last night, but I'm up early to hi the gym before work.
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By rustybike
#339820
kendra k wrote:The Pooh-Sticks were a great band.

Annoying me is that I've had this stupid headache for 2 days now and no amount of sleep and pills seems to help. I didn't really sleep last night, but I'm up early to hi the gym before work.


Are you making sure you're hydrated? I've heard alot of headaches are related to not drinking enough water.
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By kendra k
#339823
Yeah, I've been drinking around 64 oz a day. I think it's mostly stress. The gym was ok, but the girl who decided to ask about my scars in the shower and didn't accept the cancer reason really bugged me. I'll be back tomorrow.
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By DevilsDuck
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Annoying me today, was being in charge of the call centre when some fool from the service desk decided to reset the server that contols all our phone lines!

When i find out who authorised this.....i will fire myself!

oops!
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By Yudster
#340271
Annoying me today are work colleagues who think that everything from flooding in the street outside the office to a lack of milk in the fridge inside the office is MY responsibility - when actually the only thing at the moment that IS my responsibility is making sure we don't get a monumental bollocking from the National Audit Office in three weeks time.
I feel like I need to write instructions for everything - "If there is no milk left, take some money and go to Tesco and buy some more". "If you go to the toilet and have a poo, use the toilet paper provided to wipe any residue from you arse. Also ensure you put pants and trousers back on before returning to your desk"

AAAAAAARRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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