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By Vivienne
#340060
That's another thing about you: Your lack of "caring"... I suspect you care more about things in general than you claim.. There's a saying, "thou dost protest too much".
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By Vivienne
#340065
People who constantly say that they "don't care" are, in my experience, either lying, or they've been badly hurt somewhere along the way.
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By Console
#340066
I didn't realise I said it constantly.

Vivienne wrote:There's a saying, "thou dost protest too much".


Isn't that 'saying' (I think it's actually a quote from a Shakespeare play) "The lady doth protest too much"? I don't think it applies.
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By Vivienne
#340068
Yeah, but lady may as well be turned into "guy" (for you!!!).... people who tend to repeat things such as, "I don't care", etc... DO secretly care, and are very anxious to cover it up...
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By Console
#340078
Vivienne wrote:people who tend to repeat things such as, "I don't care", etc... DO secretly care, and are very anxious to cover it up...


Ok, because I care so much, I actually bothered to check out exactly how many times I've said "I don't care". I have 71 posts (out of over 5400) that have the word 'care' in in some way. Ignoring times when the word has been in a someone else quote, and when that 'care' has been part of another word (like 'scared') and when it's been used in an entirely different context (like in 'Care Bares' (rather worryingly)), I have use a phrase similar to "I don't care" about six times. Once talking about Leona Lewis, another time talking about banning some illiterate idiot, once for saying that I didn't care about the consequences of something, another saying that I didn't care about someone's appearance, once saying that I didn't care about a flat tire and the last talking about 'Channel U'.

Now that is protesting too much.
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By Yudster
#340107
TIAL wrote:I'm so excited!


And you just can't hide it?
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By S4B
#340123
This is making me laugh!

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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By Andy B
#340128
Making me smile:

Laying in my warm cost bed with it's memory foam layer that moulds to my body, my duvet pulled right up to my chin, listening to the rain outside tapping against my window and knowing I don't have to go to work for 2 days.

Strangely enough it's just occurred to me that I am the meat!
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By Andy B
#340129
Oops almost forgot. Met a woman today with a black pug who told me that Every 1st Saturday of the month in Green Park, loads of other pug owners all get together for a social meet with about 50-100 pugs present. Muffin will literally have a field day!
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By Andy B
#340141
S4B wrote:You're snug in bed and you're posting on here???!!

Wasn't tired. Anyway it was only on my phone. Not as if I had my laptop on the bed.
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By Yudster
#340150
S4B wrote:You're snug in bed and you're posting on here???!!


He is the meat. he's as snug as a pug in a rug.
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By Zoot
#340153
Andy B wrote:Oops almost forgot. Met a woman today with a black pug who told me that Every 1st Saturday of the month in Green Park, loads of other pug owners all get together for a social meet with about 50-100 pugs present. Muffin will literally have a field day!


So is that what Dogging is?
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By Yudster
#340155
pjordan2000 wrote:The lady at ladbrokes who laughed at me when i put money on arsenal to win the Premiership this year. I'll be back woman to pick up me winnings on the 12th May!!


What odds did you get?
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