[Zoot]

There's this girl who works in our Asda
who has no neck and really bad posture
If she's stood in the light
and you tilt your head right
she looks just like the Honey Monster

Now i promise i'm not trying to be funny
This story is true i bet any money
when i saw her today
i heard a kid say
"but what about the honey mummy?"

[Console]

Asda, posture & monster - do any of those rhyme with each other?

[Zoot]

No, but 'Console', 'Pedantic' and 'who gives a crap, it still sounds pretty' all rhyme.

[Console]

Wait...they don't rhyme!

[TIAL]

I think the awkward rhyme structure is meant to be reflective of the slightly awkward appearance of the girl.

[Yudster]

I think the awkward rhyme structure is meant to be reflective of the slightly awkward appearance of the girl.

Will you PLEASE stop feeling that you have to explain other people's sarcastic and/or ironic comments? WE * GET THEM YOU ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SAV1OUR]

[Yudster]

Thank you SAV1OUR. I needed that.

[Bonanzoid]

I'm sure that Kenneth Williams joke has worn enough. You need a new thing, Saviour.

[SAV1OUR]

Yeah, I'm running out of pictures now.

[Zoot]

I'm sure that Kenneth Williams joke has worn enough. You need a new thing, Saviour.

Na, the classics never get old...

[rustybike]

I'm sure that Kenneth Williams joke has worn enough. You need a new thing, Saviour.

*coughs* it was my thing first *cough* SAV1OUR stole it *cough*

[Zoot]

So no-one like my little ditty
I admit it was a little shitty
But i'll try another
then duck undercover
if you don't like it then: tough titty!

There's this guy who works in the next room
He's the smile in that room of gloom...
He's like Mr Soft:
His chin is aloft
and he walks like he's on the moon!

[Ballbag]

The thing is it is quite hard
To become a well rounded bard
The poem must rhyme
And make sense line to line
Or else you'll look like a retard

[Ballbag]

The thing is it is quite hard
To become a well rounded bard
The poem must rhyme
And make sense line to line
Or else you'll look like a retard

[Yudster]

Posting it twice will make you look a bit dim too.

[Bonanzoid]

Especially 3 minutes apart. Who knows how you managed that, Bawjawz.

[Ballbag]

I think that goes to show it wasn't user error.

[Yudster]

Actually just this week all your PMs have come through twice too. I reckon you might have IT issues Baggie.

[SAV1OUR]

Yeah, clean yer keyboard and mouse..

[sebdev]

Theres's a bloke down the chip shop swears he's elvis. I'll get me coat

[Zoot]

The sexiest man I ever did see
posts on the same forum as me
His hair has gone white
and his pants are too tight
because his balls are as big as a tree!

[TIAL]

I think the awkward rhyme structure is meant to be reflective of the slightly awkward appearance of the girl.

Will you PLEASE stop feeling that you have to explain other people's sarcastic and/or ironic comments? WE * GET THEM YOU ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooh, OK I do apologise. I wasn't being serious!

[Sunny So Cal]

Haha you've improved since last night, Zoot, with this Poesy to Ballsy.

[foot-loose]

I think the awkward rhyme structure is meant to be reflective of the slightly awkward appearance of the girl.

Will you PLEASE stop feeling that you have to explain other people's sarcastic and/or ironic comments? WE * GET THEM YOU ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christ almighty yudster - chill!

Or is this part of the "we are all being too nice to each other so we better be a right shitbag for the sake of it" campain?