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By TIAL
#340683
Happy Birthday Mrs Slut 4 Books :)

Hope it's a goodun!
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By Bruvva
#340691
Happy Birthday Dear
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By Zoot
#340697
Here are some words that rhyme with S4B

Pez for Tea
Fez for Me
It's Corby

Um, i think thats it

Happy Birthday you Sex Goddess you.
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By Yudster
#340702
Happy Birthday Anna - and a note for anyone in the Brighton area in the next three days - STAY IN YOUR HOMES!
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By Bruvva
#340704
Yudster wrote:Happy Birthday Anna - and a note for anyone in the Brighton area in the next three days - STAY IN YOUR HOMES!


It's ok, she's told me that she's not drinking.


No, I don't believe her either.
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By Yudster
#340705
There's a lot of things she said she won't be doing, I don't believe any of them. Hence the air-raid warning for the citizens of the South Coast. Nothing like this will have been seen there since the Battle of Britain raged in the blue skies over Sussex.
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By rustybike
#340706
Yudster wrote:Happy Birthday Anna - and a note for anyone in the Brighton area in the next three days - STAY IN YOUR HOMES!


Noted!
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By S4B
#340721
Thanks guys!! I bought myself a broadband wireless thingymajig for my laptop so I can be on here when I'm bored at work now! yay.

I am NOT drinking tonight!!! Tomorrow night may be different but tonight I will remain sober! Rusty, we could meet up!!!
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By Yudster
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Rusty, remember what I said - STAY IN YOUR HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Andy B
#340725
Happy birthday and all that stuff.
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By yorkypudd
#340805
chronia polla! Which in greek means Many happy returns :D Aren't I clever ?
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By S4B
#340806
Yorky you are clever beyond belief!!! As is Sunny!

Ok so contrary to popular belief I did NOT get drunk AND I behaved myself, Brighton is still standing (Is it not Rusty!?) However the free bar is tomorrow night (or tonight, not sure of the time). I cannot be sure if I will behave myself as well with the opportunity of free beer and wine and I defy any of you to say you would ( Unless you are teetotal!).

I did receive many amusing gifts from my regional colleagues including a new bag, snow globe of Brighton and a kids windmill thingy. On the less well behaved side I also received a pair of flashing boobies and a bag of suckable dicks! What I am to read into this I have NO idea!!!!
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By rustybike
#340818
S4B wrote:Brighton is still standing (Is it not Rusty!?)


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By Yudster
#340825
Told you. You can't say you weren't warned.
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By MK Chris
#340828
I see the men of Brighton must have taken heed of Yudwuk's warning and stayed indoors, otherwise they'd be in the picture, strewn about the rubble.
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By Yudster
#340835
Fondant filled suckable dicks? They sound much nicer than the normal sort. Not very Chinese though, surely?
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By Andy B
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I used to despise hen parties when I was a DJ. I generally despise most of my crowds though.
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By S4B
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charlalottie wrote:Suckable dicks? Do they have a fondant inside cos I may have had them when I went to the chinese last year. They're really yummy.


I've no idea they seem very small and not worthy of my attention! ;) Maybe I should send them to you Lottie along with your rock

**Realises she hasn't bought any rock yet so rushes off to the shop**