[S4B]

Katy you are wrong! I understand what you're getting at so I will explain and correct you all in one go.

Guys, there are three basic faces, they are classified thus

Eagle - Jonathon Ross for example

Horse - Princess Anne for example

Muffin/bun - err my brain's not working but I think I'm one

If you look at everyone's faces they will fit into one of these categories. I'm sure some clever person will be able to find me pics to illustrate the point.

Eagles - closer eyes and longer noses

Horses - well it's generally about the teeth and shape of the mouth

Muffin/bun - rounder, softer faces with no extremely prominent features.

I know it's bizarre but if you start looking at people like this you will actually see that they fit into these categories.

Oh and by the way Welcome Katy B (are you related to Andy B?)

[MK Chris]

I think it's bollocks. Are you telling me that of the 6 billion+ people on this planet, every single one resembles either an eagle, a horse or a muffin? Utter tripe. People are so diverse, that's impossible.

[S4B]

I think it actually only applies to Europeans Topher. Seriously you start looking.

[Zoot]

Topher is an eagle

[S4B]

Agreed Zooty. Mind you so are you!

[Zoot]

no, i'm a cuddly wuddly teddy bear

[Sunny So Cal]

with a striped beard

[DevilsDuck]

Im a duck!

I think im a horse!

anyway, i like this thread, whats wrong with the randomness, i can totally relate to this thread

I have mornings like that and Aled is so a Current Bun

[MK Chris]

Are currant buns muffins with acne?

[Andy B]

I've just remembered I'm supposed to he going to V festival with a Katy B I think? Either that or I saw Ash at Koko with her. Mate of a mate thing.

[Sunny So Cal]

Does that make him a badger?

Yeah. A "cuddly wuddly" one

[foot-loose]

stupid f*ckin thread.

[DevilsDuck]

Foots is a horse, but dont think he is a currant bun

[Yudster]

I've just remembered I'm supposed to he going to V festival with a Katy B I think? Either that or I saw Ash at Koko with her. Mate of a mate thing.

Wow, what a coincidence!

[Bonanzoid]

I am not a horse currently.

[ladbroke]

Well I'll never see the ten minutes I wasted reading that again. What a load of dangling, hairy, testicles. Currant bun and horses....... bloody left wing, knit your own sandals, Guardian reading, save the whale twaddle. Looking in the mirror at 4am when get up, all I see is blood shot eyes and a couple of days growth that I need to get rid of before I get the 'looking respectable for customers' lecture.......again.

Right I'm off to book my next aromatherapy treatment, followed by some cranial massage and hot stone treatments. Dangling, hairy, testicles I tell ya.

[yorkypudd]

I have to say..................and you'll hate me for this with the exepection of s4b.........you have all become a bit pompous thats the oldies on here! Sorry but it has to be said ! You pull up people on their punctuation and their gramma! and if you don't think u'll like them...........well what can I say, you''ll make them feel bad about themselves! There I have said it ! There are loads of people out there that love listening to Chris they may not be genious and they may not be real smart! but hey they are people and just as good as the next! So for the ones that have their heads up their arses.......and you know who you are just remember you are no better than the rest of us ...you have the same bodily functions and maybe even look bad undressed but thats what makes us what we are ! so for goodness sake take people as they come and give them a chance

[Console]

just remember you are no better than the rest of us

Ah, see, that's where you're wrong - I'm far better than all of you.

[MK Chris]

[Long and rambling post with shit spelling all the way through]

Oh piss off.

with the exepection of s4b

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Thanks.

[Yudster]

[Long and rambling post with shit spelling all the way through]

Oh piss off.

with the exepection of s4b

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Thanks.

All of the above. Plus Grow Up.

[S4B]

Thanks Yorky but I'm the biggest git for pulling everyone up on their grammar and spelling!

I do love you though.

[Yudster]

Ah but S4, you are an "exepection"! How cool must that be?!

[S4B]

Oooh Yuds! Claws!!!

[Yudster]

Well, I'm obviously not as exepectional as you, so I remain free to laugh at absurdity.

[Boboff]

I agree with Console,

I look up to him, as he is better than me.

Console looks up to Chris as he is better than him.

We all look down at Rustybike as he is a complete and utter tosser.

Topher and previously Gaspode are Omnipotent and look down on us all.


Yorkie Pud, what you say is off course correct, but................ ITS ONLY A FORUM, and the "banter" of being pickie and pedantic is generally funny, always engaging, and although irritating, the sickly sweet alternative where we all blow smoke up each others bum holes is allot scarier a prospect.