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By S4B
#341547
boboff wrote:
We all look down at Rustybike as he is a complete and utter tosser.


She!!!!!


I like Rusty!

Was that from Monty Python or something Boboff?
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By MK Chris
#341548
Haha, that was a cracking post Boboff (though I'd never describe myself as omnipotent; impotent maybe*, but not omnipotent.)

Rusty bike is alright most of the time, but thick as pig shit.

*This is a lie
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By Yudster
#341549
From The Frost Report, years and years ago - pre-Python.
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By rustybike
#341550
boboff wrote:
We all look down at Rustybike as he is a complete and utter tosser.


Thank you.

Funnily enough, I think you're an absolute tosser too! How weird is that?

S4B wrote:

She!!!!!


I like Rusty!


Thanks. :)

Topher wrote:
Rusty bike is alright most of the time, but thick as pig shit.

*This is a lie


Hang on a wee minute there... I may be slow at times, but I'm not thick.
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By Yudster
#341551
Ha, rusty, I think the way to look at that is that actually pig shit is pretty runny and thin - there are loads of different types of shit MUCH thicker than pig shit! That's how I think about it when people say that to me anyway............
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By rustybike
#341553
Yudster wrote:Ha, rusty, I think the way to look at that is that actually pig shit is pretty runny and thin - there are loads of different types of shit MUCH thicker than pig shit! That's how I think about it when people say that to me anyway............


Aww. Thanks Yuds. :)

S4B wrote:Does this mean that Rusty is thin and runs a lot?


I wish!
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By MK Chris
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Yudster wrote:Ha, rusty, I think the way to look at that is that actually pig shit is pretty runny and thin - there are loads of different types of shit MUCH thicker than pig shit! That's how I think about it when people say that to me anyway............

Smart arse! (I can't imagine you get called it often anyway.)

For the record, I know rusty bike is slow (which I have also been known to be) and have no idea if she's thick or not, I just said it to get a rise.
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By Yudster
#341650
boboff wrote:...........inability to order the written word into meaning !


Oooh, you black, black pot you!
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By Vivienne
#341658
Console wrote:
yorkypudd wrote:just remember you are no better than the rest of us


Ah, see, that's where you're wrong - I'm far better than all of you.


you're not... anyone who would state that isn't any better.
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By Vivienne
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I do realise that, but you have to learn to be, then you will, indeed, be a little better than the masses. :-)
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By Console
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I don't see submissiveness and the ability to be weak-willed particular good (or 'better') attributes. What the world needs is a man (or woman) that kicks arse and takes names, a person that keeps one eye on the shadows, protecting his/her fellows, all day long, sending the bad-guys to hell. A better person is a man/woman for all seasons, a man/woman whose word is bond (with a brunette or blonde) - it's so elementary, but this ain't no fiction - with me they broke the mould!
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By Vivienne
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Console wrote:I don't see submissiveness and the ability to be weak-willed particular good (or 'better') attributes. What the world needs is a man (or woman) that kicks arse and takes names, a person that keeps one eye on the shadows, protecting his/her fellows, all day long, sending the bad-guys to hell. A better person is a man/woman for all seasons, a man/woman whose word is bond (with a brunette or blonde) - it's so elementary, but this ain't no fiction - with me they broke the mould!


O, you really are too much... It takes more strength to be silent about things. To do things minus a need for applause. You can be silent, and still send the bad guys to hell. If you're so great, why can't I get into aled.info. this morning.
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By Console
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Vivienne wrote:It takes more strength to be silent about things.


It takes even more strength to fix that which needs fixing.

Vivienne wrote:To do things minus a need for applause.


When have I ever asked for an applause?

Vivienne wrote:You can be silent, and still send the bad guys to hell.


Thanks to my .22 sound suppressor, this is very much true.

Vivienne wrote:If you're so great, why can't I get into aled.info. this morning.


Probably a DNS error at your end, the server is working fine.
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By Vivienne
#341684
What is a DNS error?


Applause: by telling people you are better than anyone else, you are clearly asking for others to agree, and asking to be the centre of attention. A person with "true git" just gets the job done!! They don't need to tell people how wonderful they are. I know you're a smart little cookie, but you have your flaws too, the same as the rest of us.
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By Console
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Vivienne wrote:What is a DNS error?


DNS servers change the web-address you request into server specific IP address. If your one is malfunctioning, then you can't contact the server.

The problem may also be that a routing server is down. Both problems are probably temporary though.

Vivienne wrote:Applause: by telling people you are better than anyone else, you are clearly asking for others to agree, and asking to be the centre of attention.


On the contrary, I had information that others may not have been in possession and, being the 'better' person that I am, I felt compelled to educated you little people.
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By Vivienne
#341687
Yes, but you can educate without making about re: your superiority. We too, could educate you on a number of issues.

Thanx for the explanation about the DNS "thing". Re: computers you are indeed "better", but not, by any means, in all aspects of life. :-)
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By Console
#341688
Vivienne wrote:Yes, but you can educate without making about re: your superiority. We too, could educate you on a number of issues.


You know what, it was a facetious comment - nothing more. Perhaps you should learn to read between the lines more...
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By Vivienne
#341690
Console wrote:
Vivienne wrote:Yes, but you can educate without making about re: your superiority. We too, could educate you on a number of issues.


You know what, it was a facetious comment - nothing more. Perhaps you should learn to read between the lines more...


But console, you always tell me to read the lines (!!).