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Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341557

By The Magic Mullet - Mon May 12, 2008 1:31 pm

- Mon May 12, 2008 1:31 pm #341557

I'm not suggesting people go out and punch a spaniel, just that if the chips were down and it was 'you or them', which members of the animal kingdom would you fancy your chances against?

I reckon (with the aid of a stepladder) I could chin a Giraffe.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341565

By Console - Mon May 12, 2008 2:14 pm

- Mon May 12, 2008 2:14 pm #341565

I thought you were asking which animal you would be able to deep-fat-fry.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341566

By Ballbag - Mon May 12, 2008 2:15 pm

- Mon May 12, 2008 2:15 pm #341566

Console you've just ruined my "I reckon I could batter a Cod" joke.

I'm only 29 by the way.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341567

By Console - Mon May 12, 2008 2:17 pm

- Mon May 12, 2008 2:17 pm #341567

I reckon you could still pull it off, some people don't read the whole thread anyway.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341568

By The Magic Mullet - Mon May 12, 2008 2:20 pm

- Mon May 12, 2008 2:20 pm #341568

I'm happy with the progression of this thread.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341597

By Bonanzoid - Mon May 12, 2008 7:01 pm

- Mon May 12, 2008 7:01 pm #341597

Ballbag wrote:Console you've just ruined my "I reckon I could batter a Cod" joke.

I was gonna do the exact same joke.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341606

By DevilsDuck - Mon May 12, 2008 7:20 pm

- Mon May 12, 2008 7:20 pm #341606

i think everyone who looks at this thread comes in with the thought of deep fried animals, reads the first post and thinks cod and hears *ba dum tshhh*

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341610

By foot-loose - Mon May 12, 2008 7:55 pm

- Mon May 12, 2008 7:55 pm #341610

I think this convo has gone from batter to waffle.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341638

By TIAL - Tue May 13, 2008 2:53 am

- Tue May 13, 2008 2:53 am #341638

foot-loose wrote:I think this convo has gone from batter to waffle.

Mate - no need to over-cook it.

Mark and Lard - The kings of pop.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341657

By Vivienne - Tue May 13, 2008 9:23 am

- Tue May 13, 2008 9:23 am #341657

The Magic Mullet wrote:I'm not suggesting people go out and punch a spaniel, just that if the chips were down and it was 'you or them', which members of the animal kingdom would you fancy your chances against?

I reckon (with the aid of a stepladder) I could chin a Giraffe.

I fancy my chances against a tiger, cos I'm a total tigress. :-)

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341673

By MK Chris - Tue May 13, 2008 9:55 am

- Tue May 13, 2008 9:55 am #341673

Tell you what Viv, give it a try.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341674

By Vivienne - Tue May 13, 2008 9:55 am

- Tue May 13, 2008 9:55 am #341674

grrrrrrrr.

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341734

By foot-loose - Tue May 13, 2008 4:43 pm

- Tue May 13, 2008 4:43 pm #341734

Vivienne wrote:grrrrrrrr.

kinky

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341814

By Andy B - Wed May 14, 2008 12:17 pm

- Wed May 14, 2008 12:17 pm #341814

Works for me!

I reckon I could take on a badger! Or a butterfly.

Has anyone done the Cod joke yet? I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thread.

The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341815

By pjordan2000 - Wed May 14, 2008 12:21 pm

- Wed May 14, 2008 12:21 pm #341815

My uncle took on a squirrel once and lost.....it was so funny seeing this squirrel biting into his thumb and no matter how hard my uncle shook his hand, this squirrel just wouldn't let go.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341816

By Bonanzoid - Wed May 14, 2008 12:21 pm

- Wed May 14, 2008 12:21 pm #341816

Andy B wrote:
Has anyone done the Cod joke yet? I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thread.

Yes. Well, it's been mentioned.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341827

By Sunny So Cal - Wed May 14, 2008 3:07 pm

- Wed May 14, 2008 3:07 pm #341827

Andy B wrote:I reckon I could take on a badger! Or a butterfly.

You reckon wrong. I wouldn't even hold out hope for the butterfly

zoot about me wrote:You are our most famous person member, you're like our celeb!

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341828

By Boboff - Wed May 14, 2008 3:16 pm

- Wed May 14, 2008 3:16 pm #341828

I could batter a cod !

Ha Ha

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341831

By MK Chris - Wed May 14, 2008 3:27 pm

- Wed May 14, 2008 3:27 pm #341831

Badgers can be vicious, they're very territorial.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341833

By unclejoesmintballs - Wed May 14, 2008 3:38 pm

- Wed May 14, 2008 3:38 pm #341833

i could batter a haddock ahhhhh you didnt see that coming

more madness from your minty friend

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341835

By pjordan2000 - Wed May 14, 2008 4:02 pm

- Wed May 14, 2008 4:02 pm #341835

Can you batter a haddock? Something fishy's going on here.....

Sorry

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341847

By foot-loose - Wed May 14, 2008 5:40 pm

- Wed May 14, 2008 5:40 pm #341847

...for cods hake dud!

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#341863

By Andy B - Wed May 14, 2008 7:03 pm

- Wed May 14, 2008 7:03 pm #341863

It's a northern thing. Still everything has it's plaice.

The Andyctionary wrote:Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.