[S4B]

We all look down at Rustybike as he is a complete and utter tosser.

She!!!!!

I like Rusty!

Was that from Monty Python or something Boboff?

[MK Chris]

Haha, that was a cracking post Boboff (though I'd never describe myself as omnipotent; impotent maybe*, but not omnipotent.)

Rusty bike is alright most of the time, but thick as pig shit.

*This is a lie

[Yudster]

From The Frost Report, years and years ago - pre-Python.

[rustybike]

We all look down at Rustybike as he is a complete and utter tosser.

Thank you.

Funnily enough, I think you're an absolute tosser too! How weird is that?

She!!!!!

I like Rusty!

Thanks.

Rusty bike is alright most of the time, but thick as pig shit.

*This is a lie

Hang on a wee minute there... I may be slow at times, but I'm not thick.

[Yudster]

Ha, rusty, I think the way to look at that is that actually pig shit is pretty runny and thin - there are loads of different types of shit MUCH thicker than pig shit! That's how I think about it when people say that to me anyway............

[S4B]

I've never examined pig shit! Does this mean that Rusty is thin and runs a lot?

[rustybike]

Ha, rusty, I think the way to look at that is that actually pig shit is pretty runny and thin - there are loads of different types of shit MUCH thicker than pig shit! That's how I think about it when people say that to me anyway............

Aww. Thanks Yuds.

Does this mean that Rusty is thin and runs a lot?

I wish!

[MK Chris]

Ha, rusty, I think the way to look at that is that actually pig shit is pretty runny and thin - there are loads of different types of shit MUCH thicker than pig shit! That's how I think about it when people say that to me anyway............

Smart arse! (I can't imagine you get called it often anyway.)

For the record, I know rusty bike is slow (which I have also been known to be) and have no idea if she's thick or not, I just said it to get a rise.

[Boboff]

Oh it's a she !

That explains the obtuseness and inability to order the written word into meaning !


*runs and hides

[Yudster]

...........inability to order the written word into meaning !

Oooh, you black, black pot you!

[Vivienne]

just remember you are no better than the rest of us

Ah, see, that's where you're wrong - I'm far better than all of you.

you're not... anyone who would state that isn't any better.

[Console]

What would a person that is better than everyone else say?

[Vivienne]

They wouldn't say anything.. they would remain humble.

[S4B]

I tend to keep quiet about it!

[Console]

They wouldn't say anything.. they would remain humble.

Nope, you're wrong - I'm never humble.

[Vivienne]

I do realise that, but you have to learn to be, then you will, indeed, be a little better than the masses.

[Console]

I don't see submissiveness and the ability to be weak-willed particular good (or 'better') attributes. What the world needs is a man (or woman) that kicks arse and takes names, a person that keeps one eye on the shadows, protecting his/her fellows, all day long, sending the bad-guys to hell. A better person is a man/woman for all seasons, a man/woman whose word is bond (with a brunette or blonde) - it's so elementary, but this ain't no fiction - with me they broke the mould!

[Vivienne]

I don't see submissiveness and the ability to be weak-willed particular good (or 'better') attributes. What the world needs is a man (or woman) that kicks arse and takes names, a person that keeps one eye on the shadows, protecting his/her fellows, all day long, sending the bad-guys to hell. A better person is a man/woman for all seasons, a man/woman whose word is bond (with a brunette or blonde) - it's so elementary, but this ain't no fiction - with me they broke the mould!

O, you really are too much... It takes more strength to be silent about things. To do things minus a need for applause. You can be silent, and still send the bad guys to hell. If you're so great, why can't I get into aled.info. this morning.

[Console]

It takes more strength to be silent about things.

It takes even more strength to fix that which needs fixing.

To do things minus a need for applause.

When have I ever asked for an applause?

You can be silent, and still send the bad guys to hell.

Thanks to my .22 sound suppressor, this is very much true.

If you're so great, why can't I get into aled.info. this morning.

Probably a DNS error at your end, the server is working fine.

[Vivienne]

What is a DNS error?


Applause: by telling people you are better than anyone else, you are clearly asking for others to agree, and asking to be the centre of attention. A person with "true git" just gets the job done!! They don't need to tell people how wonderful they are. I know you're a smart little cookie, but you have your flaws too, the same as the rest of us.

[Console]

What is a DNS error?

DNS servers change the web-address you request into server specific IP address. If your one is malfunctioning, then you can't contact the server.

The problem may also be that a routing server is down. Both problems are probably temporary though.

Applause: by telling people you are better than anyone else, you are clearly asking for others to agree, and asking to be the centre of attention.

On the contrary, I had information that others may not have been in possession and, being the 'better' person that I am, I felt compelled to educated you little people.

[Vivienne]

Yes, but you can educate without making about re: your superiority. We too, could educate you on a number of issues.

Thanx for the explanation about the DNS "thing". Re: computers you are indeed "better", but not, by any means, in all aspects of life.

[Console]

Yes, but you can educate without making about re: your superiority. We too, could educate you on a number of issues.

You know what, it was a facetious comment - nothing more. Perhaps you should learn to read between the lines more...

[S4B]

Why do threads turn into a Viv v Console debate on Tuesdays? It's a little tedious and predictable.

[Vivienne]

Yes, but you can educate without making about re: your superiority. We too, could educate you on a number of issues.

You know what, it was a facetious comment - nothing more. Perhaps you should learn to read between the lines more...

But console, you always tell me to read the lines (!!).