[Sunny So Cal]

C'mon. Join in. If only for the halibut.

[pjordan2000]

...for cods hake dud!

Come on then, how bad was it...? On a scale of 1 - 10?

[Yudster]

Badgers can be vicious, they're very territorial.

Badgers are heavy, immensely strong (they'll have a brick wall down in no time if the want to get past it), have massive great * claws which they really know how to use and big, sharp, rippy, carnivores teeth. The only difference between a badger and a smallish wild cat (say a puma) in a fight is that the cat is more likely to run away.

[foot-loose]

C'mon. Join in. If only for the halibut.

What? Is 'halibut' meant to be 'hell of it'? If so, you need to work on your punnages!

...for cods hake dud!

Come on then, how bad was it...? On a scale of 1 - 10?

Fintastically bad. I'm begginning to get a bit crabby with it all actually. Everyone - stop carping on!

[foot-loose]

Badgers can be vicious, they're very territorial.

Badgers are heavy, immensely strong (they'll have a brick wall down in no time if the want to get past it), have massive great * claws which they really know how to use and big, sharp, rippy, carnivores teeth. The only difference between a badger and a smallish wild cat (say a puma) in a fight is that the cat is more likely to run away.

You make a badger sound like the Thundertank!

[DevilsDuck]

Fintastically bad. I'm begginning to get a bit crabby with it all actually. Everyone - stop carping on!

I couldnt give a flying fish, and you need to stop stealing other peoples puns!

[foot-loose]

Sorry - i sea it now. It was carp in the first place anyways.

[DevilsDuck]

was it pollocks!

[Andy B]

I once took on the Thundertank and Optimus prime. I found their weaknesses and exploited them....neither of them can withstand being thrown against a bedroom wall. Easy tip there should you happen to find yourself going toe to toe with the leader of the Autobots. Megatrons legs fell off so I didn't bother with him.

[Sunny So Cal]

C'mon. Join in. If only for the halibut.

What? Is 'halibut' meant to be 'hell of it'? If so, you need to work on your punnages!

A halibut is a fish! Like "carp" is any better

[foot-loose]

C'mon. Join in. If only for the halibut.

What? Is 'halibut' meant to be 'hell of it'? If so, you need to work on your punnages!

A halibut is a fish! Like "carp" is any better

I know it is ya muppet. Carp works since its a mere spelling mistake away from 'crap'.

And for yer post to have worked in a pun-off - you should have said "like "carp" is any batter".

Do you catch my drift?

[Sunny So Cal]

Pah. I'm saury my last post hadn't contributed to the pun-off but the halibut one did. Have a little sole. There's no need to be so crappie about it.

[foot-loose]

Sorry. I don't want to have a roe about it. If you need any kelp with some more, give me a shout.

[Sunny So Cal]

Wait a minute, do you think I'm some old wife that will flounder on her own? A damsel that needs help from some wahoo? In your breams! Off with you, you crowned puffer!

[Yudster]

You make a badger sound like the Thundertank!

When I do talks about protected species legislation and the problems people can experience dealing with it I actually do compare a badger with tank, also a bulldozer. On a weight to weight ratio badgers are a hell of a lot more destructive.

[foot-loose]

My thundertank was made of plastic.

[MK Chris]

My thundertank is anything but plastic.

[Zoot]

I recently showed a Zebra 'the back of my hand'. I now have a scar there.
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True Story!

[Zoot]

I also reckon i could give a chicken a kickin...

[Yudster]

I reckon i could thump a heffalump.

[MK Chris]

With the current logic in posting, I reckon stags should be left well alone.

[foot-loose]

I reckon I could bag a stag.

[Yudster]

I also reckon I could take a snake.

[foot-loose]

I could box a fox.

[Zoot]

I could floor a boar