[unclejoesmintballs]

was talking to the missus on the phone and a bunch of pensioners barged in and i had to hang up and felt really guilty

[Ballbag]

Revision. Just why?

So that you can pass your exams with flying colours and go on to bigger and better things young Lottie.

It'll all be worth it in the end.

[pjordan2000]

A bird shit on my hand today when i was waiting for the bus. I winz.

Sorry Cat, i did snigger when i saw this. But I can sympathise with you as it happened to me yesterday walking to the train station, all on me suit!

[MK Chris]

Isn't it supposed to be good luck among superstitious types?

I've never got that.. a bird shat on me and it's good luck?!

[SAV1OUR]

I've never got that.. a bird shat on me and it's good luck?!

Its just funny.

[pjordan2000]

Not sure if its lucky for the person who got shat on. My gf got pooed on by a bird and i got 4 numbers on the lotto that night.....

[SAV1OUR]

Might pay the dry cleaning bill then.

[Ezza]

The rain. I looked all summery and it rained.

[MK Chris]

You should know it anyway.. surely cramming loads of information in this late is a futile exercise?

[Andy B]

I have the utmost faith in all the regulars that have exams coming up. They've survived on here thus provng their inteligence to me so a bunch of exams should be a piece of piss compared to this.

[MK Chris]

I'm not saying that, I'm just saying that a mad late revision session is pointless in my opinion.

[S4B]

Ezza's starry avatar is annoying me and giving me a headache, it's very pretty but.................

[Vivienne]

I like it, Ezza. It's very energetic and postive looking!

[MK Chris]

Let's just hope there are no epileptic members who come here.

[DevilsDuck]

MY dogs and what they did to my sofa when i went out!

[MK Chris]

See, had you got cats instead, that wouldn't have happened.

[DevilsDuck]

yes but cats are horrible!

[MK Chris]

You obviously haven't met the right cats.

[S4B]

Uh oh Lottie, she'll have forgiven you by now surely?

[S4B]

You can't hide out in your room until they go out again! What was the row about?

[Bonanzoid]

Not annoying me - but a local girl, my age, apparently killed herself last night. Such a shame.

[Ezza]

Mr Ezza: finding out that Andy B was right and pompy won in the f.a. cup.
damm you Prince Charming damm you

[S4B]

Everything. She decided to have a go at me yesterday morning about not working hard or even trying to make an effort with my exams which really kicked me off seeing I was quite stressed as I had to try and learn as much as possible in 3 hours about the stuff the revision notes that disappeared were about, then she said I don't have my priorities in life in order and that I should stop being so obsessed with guys and concentrate on the more important things like college and how she never had any of this trouble from my siblings blah blah blah.

She'll get over it. Were you discovered?

[S4B]

Annoying me today....The weather! Yesterday I was off work and it was miserable weather overcast with showers! Today I am at work and the sun is shining! Why?!!! What did I do?*





*That is a rhetorical question!

[Andy B]

Hangover