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By MK Chris
#342571
I reckon I could stew a gnu (the g-nicest of the g-nature in the zoo.)
#342574
Topher wrote:With the current logic in posting, I reckon stags should be left well alone.


I think ducks should be as well.
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By Yudster
#342596
I could kick a dik-dik. Or fell a gazelle.
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By Boboff
#342626
I could stand on an ant, I could vacuum up a spider, or trap a mouse in a trap.
I could shoot a Badger, chase a fox with dogs on horseback or electrocute a Turkey or other Fowl.

But I won't do that.
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By Yudster
#342631
You could do all of the above except shoot the badger - if you did that I'd have to prosecute you. Or extort large volumes of fudge (I assume you still know how to make it!) from you in order to secure my silence on the matter.

Or, just wait until after August 1st to shoot the badger, then it will be some other poor fool's job to send you down!
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By Andy B
#342632
I like how almost every year, Richmond park has a huge deer cull....that's a very large culling of deers, not just getting rid of the massive ones.

I've asked every year if I can join in but they keep turning me down and the last letter I got had the threat of legal action....why? they're gonna be killed anyway. I wanna shoot Bambi's mum!
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By Yudster
#342633
Ah, you need a Defra licence.

Why don't you try to hook up with some hunting types, shooting deer in Richmond Park is the mammal equivalent of fish in a barrel - actually getting out into open country, stalking and shooting a deer is much more fun. And you get to eat it afterwards too which is even better.
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By Zoot
#342643
boboff wrote:I could stand on an ant, I could vacuum up a spider, or trap a mouse in a trap.
I could shoot a Badger, chase a fox with dogs on horseback or electrocute a Turkey or other Fowl.

But I won't do that.



Awww noooo no I won't dooooo that...
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By Yudster
#342750
I could slug a bug.
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By Yudster
#342778
I could flog a dog.
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By Yudster
#342786
I could impale an impala. Or make an egret regret. Or make an owl howl.
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By Zoot
#342788
I could body-slam a giant clam, or kick a Tick, or wrestle a mussel, or beat a parakeet, or clothesline a porcupine, or head butt a french mutt...
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By Yudster
#342798
I could make a hake realise his mistake.
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By Yudster
#342971
I could stab a crab. Or hit an armadillo with a pillow.
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By Yudster
#342975
I could stick one on a binturong.