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By S4B
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boboff wrote:My Cat gave birth to four kittens last night.
My Hen hatched 5 chicks.
The Rabbit is next !

They are cute.


Wow!

Look after the chicks this time Boboff.

Get the cat spayed!

Yummy rabbit!
By Ezza
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Finishing school 2 hours early, revision, salad and being all happy is making me smile today.
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By Bonanzoid
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Remember I said a while ago about getting the Language Assistant post against all odds for French? Well, today I got a letter through telling me where I'll be going - Poite-a-Pitre. That's in the * Caribbean! Holy moly! :D
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By Bonanzoid
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Bonanzoid wrote:Remember I said a while ago about getting the Language Assistant post against all odds for French? Well, today I got a letter through telling me where I'll be going - Poite-a-Pitre. That's in the * Caribbean! Holy moly! :D


Still this! I can't believe it! I've been unable to scratch this dorky smile off my face since I read the letter! :D is that sad? * it. If it is, then I'm a sad prick.
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By foot-loose
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Bonanzoid wrote:
Bonanzoid wrote:Remember I said a while ago about getting the Language Assistant post against all odds for French? Well, today I got a letter through telling me where I'll be going - Poite-a-Pitre. That's in the * Caribbean! Holy moly! :D


Still this! I can't believe it! I've been unable to scratch this dorky smile off my face since I read the letter! :D is that sad? * it. If it is, then I'm a sad prick.

Well done, ya sad prick.
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By rustybike
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Topher wrote:I love Tangfastic too, but they're not really sour enough.

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Now that's a sour sweet.


Those son-of-bitches gave me cramp in my right cheek through my face being scrunched so hard. Bastards.
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By MK Chris
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Ah, you clearly don't have what it takes.
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By Yudster
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Bonanzoid wrote:Remember I said a while ago about getting the Language Assistant post against all odds for French? Well, today I got a letter through telling me where I'll be going - Poite-a-Pitre. That's in the * Caribbean! Holy moly! :D


Fallonyourfeetandgetfarmorethanyoudeserveunderthecircumstances-tastic!!!!!!!!! Please send postcards!
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By rustybike
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Topher wrote:Ah, you clearly don't have what it takes.


Agreed, I think I'd rather drink my own urine than eat another one of those. They're vile.

Does anyone know what the components of a sour sweet are? Is it Salt and Sugar or something?
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By Yudster
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Why would you eat a sweet which is sour? Sour is inherently unpleasant. Sweets are, by definition, sweet. Sour is a bad bad thing even when it is deemed appropriate - and sour is never appropriate for sweets.
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By MK Chris
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I love mouth-curdlingly sour sweets.
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By Vivienne
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My new bag is arriving today from amazon's... woo hoo!! Can't wait to move all my stuff into it. Also, this evening, I am going to the hot pools, and someone is treating me! Yipee....
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By Boboff
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rustybike wrote:
Topher wrote:Ah, you clearly don't have what it takes.


Agreed, I think I'd rather drink my own urine than eat another one of those. They're vile.

Does anyone know what the components of a sour sweet are? Is it Salt and Sugar or something?



Normally the use citric acid for the sourness, this lowers the Ph of the product, traditionally sugar is the antidote to the citric acid sourness in fruit, and hence sweets were fruit with sugar added to make them palateable, oddly now you get sweets where they add the citric acid to make them sour.
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By rustybike
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Oh I see! Interesting. I've always wondered that. Thanks boboff!

Now... Would you class Haribo tangfastics as sour or just fizzy? Now they're awesome!
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By MK Chris
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They're not sour and to be honest, they're not very fizzy. They're quite nice though, so they can be excused. The sour Chewits are quite nice and also the sour Skittles.
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By rustybike
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Oh yes! Sour skittles... they rock, even if they do make my mouth water uncontrollably.

Ever put a whole bag of them in your mouth? Now THAT'S what I call dribbletastic!
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By Yudster
#343046
Sour. Is. Bad.
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By Boboff
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Ian smith having a hissing fit and banning himself is making me smile, in a oddly insular and virtual way. Oh yes and you will be glad to know I have no washed clothes with unintentional creases in ! Wooo Bloody Hoo!
By Ezza
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Waking up to find nice messages on my phone. That always puts me in a good mood for the day.
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By MK Chris
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S4B wrote:Topher's facebook update is making me smile! Why were you doing that? Was the door out of action?

Ahem, for anyone who can't read my Facebook update... I stayed at my mum's last night so I could have a drink or few in the pub while watching the football. The front door is always locked and everyone uses the backdoor, so coming back we tried to unlock said backdoor, but my useless bastard of a brother had left the key in on the inside (something he is still denying). I decided (in my intoxicated state) to clamber on to the oil tank, over the disused outdoor toilet and on to the "lobby" (small room at the back of the house with no floor above it) roof, from which I could reach in the small window of my sister's old room and open the larger window. Unfortunately, while being larger, it didn't offer an abundance of space to get through, but I somehow managed to haul myself through it (by which time my mum had woken my brother up by throwing stones at the window and he had come downstairs to open the door anyway).
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