Animals You Reckon You Could Batter - Page 4

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Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342979

By Yudster - Thu May 22, 2008 9:51 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 9:51 am #342979

I could scare a bear. I could kick sea-bass ass. Can I beat a pelican? Like hell I can.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342981

By MK Chris - Thu May 22, 2008 10:03 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 10:03 am #342981

I could grab and grope an antelope?

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342982

By Zoot - Thu May 22, 2008 10:05 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 10:05 am #342982

I could shoot a Newt
I could half-inch a Finch
I could put a Baseball bat to a Siamese cat
I could start a row with a cow
I could be let loose on to a canadian moose
I could set Topher onto a Gopher

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342983

By S4B - Thu May 22, 2008 10:10 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 10:10 am #342983

I'd rather turn Topher into a Gopher!

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342984

By Zoot - Thu May 22, 2008 10:20 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 10:20 am #342984

So our suspicions were right then Granny Weatherwax?

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342985

By S4B - Thu May 22, 2008 10:21 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 10:21 am #342985

Yep they were, although I'd rather be Nanny Ogg!

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342986

By Bonanzoid - Thu May 22, 2008 10:22 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 10:22 am #342986

I could beat a parakeet.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342988

By Zoot - Thu May 22, 2008 10:27 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 10:27 am #342988

Zoot wrote:or beat a parakeet

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342990

By Bonanzoid - Thu May 22, 2008 10:28 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 10:28 am #342990

...shit.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342993

By Yudster - Thu May 22, 2008 10:33 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 10:33 am #342993

I was just about to post that that is a repetition. Bonan loses.

I could stick a dagger in a quagga.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#342998

By MK Chris - Thu May 22, 2008 10:55 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 10:55 am #342998

I could smoke a locust, stand on a panda, or poach a *.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343000

By Zoot - Thu May 22, 2008 10:58 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 10:58 am #343000

Topher wrote:I could smoke a locust,.

Yea well I could throw Crust at a locust..

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343023

By Yudster - Thu May 22, 2008 11:38 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 11:38 am #343023

People, people - random rhyming is all very well, but this is about battering the animals. Fighting terms only please!

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343027

By Zoot - Thu May 22, 2008 11:40 am

- Thu May 22, 2008 11:40 am #343027

I could make a Lobster attack Yudster

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343049

By pjordan2000 - Thu May 22, 2008 1:32 pm

- Thu May 22, 2008 1:32 pm #343049

I could fight a termite.....

*pj gets his coat*

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343050

By pjordan2000 - Thu May 22, 2008 2:15 pm

- Thu May 22, 2008 2:15 pm #343050

Or even marmite a termite.....

...mmmm twiglets!!

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343051

By rustybike - Thu May 22, 2008 2:19 pm

- Thu May 22, 2008 2:19 pm #343051

The first one was better.

foot-loose wrote:I'll wave my high definition willy any chance I get!

Yudster wrote:No, someone was ranting about militant lesbians and it made me think of her!

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343052

By S4B - Thu May 22, 2008 2:23 pm

- Thu May 22, 2008 2:23 pm #343052

Surely it would be terminate a termite?

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343080

By DevilsDuck - Thu May 22, 2008 4:28 pm

- Thu May 22, 2008 4:28 pm #343080

or kick the shite out of a termite!

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343108

By Yudster - Fri May 23, 2008 8:57 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 8:57 am #343108

I could smother a plover.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343112

By Zoot - Fri May 23, 2008 9:02 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 9:02 am #343112

I could rip the Femur out of a Lemur...

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343113

By Yudster - Fri May 23, 2008 9:05 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 9:05 am #343113

I could bottle an axolotl.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343116

By Zoot - Fri May 23, 2008 9:07 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 9:07 am #343116

I could ride a school-bus over a Platypus

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343120

By Bonanzoid - Fri May 23, 2008 9:28 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 9:28 am #343120

I could box an ox.

Apologies if this has already been posted, I haven't been arsed to read the rest of this thread.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343123

By MK Chris - Fri May 23, 2008 9:40 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 9:40 am #343123

Surely it would be "I could box an oxen", which would still work.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

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