Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
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By Andy B
#342295
Yer all nutters! I spend ages thinking of updates on facebook. I'm buggered if I'm doing it on here as well!

Feel free to assume that starts with Andy B is if you like.
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By Yudster
#342348
Yudster hopes that Beadle Poke's bowel evacuation has left him feeling as bouncy and energised as someone advertising Activia, and that he wiped himself properly. And washed his hands.
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By Yudster
#343028
Yudster is imagining Boboff in a pinny.
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By rustybike
#343044
Rusty is wishing she never had that 3rd custard doughnut.
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By MK Chris
#343045
Topher needs a shit. Again. Goddamn lager.
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By Nicola_Red
#343065
Nicola has 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.

Nicola is lewd, screwed and tattooed.

Nicola is cherrylicious.

(my standard updates for when I'm not actually doing anything worth mentioning)
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By Nicola_Red
#343069
Haha, depends on in what context you're using the word 'diva'!

and yeah, since the fascists where I work banned this site I barely ever get chance to pop in on weekdays anymore. It sucks.
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By Yudster
#343257
Yudster thinks it would be funny if Beadle Poke stayed under the duvet just long enough to cause a fart-induced seizure............