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By Bruvva
#344492
So professionals are allowed to forget that things are hot and amateurs aren't?
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By MK Chris
#344497
S4B wrote:TIT

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By S4B
#344501
Bruvva wrote:So professionals are allowed to forget that things are hot and amateurs aren't?


No Bruvva professionals don't get burnt and amateurs do! You are a TIT
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By Bruvva
#344502
catherine wrote:I do that a lot but my hands are used to heat now so i never get a blister or even a red mark.


See, Cat is saying that she does exactly the same thing but doesn't get a blister, therefore professionals do it.
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By Bruvva
#344507
meh, go * yourself.
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By Bruvva
#344509
You smell.
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By Yudster
#344533
Not any playground I'd want my kids in............
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By Yudster
#344593
I wouldn't insult his intelligence.
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By DevilsDuck
#344594
Whats annoying me today? Everything!

I hate Mondays

There are to many stupid people at work

There are to many stupid people on the roads

My best friends is being weird

I want to go home!
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By Zoot
#344603
DevilsDuck wrote:Whats annoying me today? Everything!

I hate Mondays

There are to many stupid people at work

There are to many stupid people on the roads

My best friends is being weird

I want to go home!


You have the beginnings of a Blues song there Ducky..

I hate Mondays
(Dum dum dum dum dum)
The roads are so full
(Dum dum dum dum dum)
My best friend is an asshole
(Dum dum dum dum dum)
and work's a load of bull

Cause I'm the ducky, and i don't know what to do,
So i'm just gonna sit here singing,
Gonna sit here singing the blues

(Cue harmonica)
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By viverio
#344612
I have a headache :-( and I had a three hour russian paper earlier and I got bits of the grammar wrong, so its kind of annoying me..
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By viverio
#344619
Did you get that off a free translation site..cos either I'm being dull or it doesn't make sense

What are you trying to say?
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By DevilsDuck
#344623
yeah it was babel fish!

but it wasnt funny anyway so ill let you work it out!
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By viverio
#344624
Are you trying to say "it was the sun"? Cos thats what it sounds like..hmm..

я мясо - I am the meat! (pronounced "ya myassa!")
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