[iain_smith]

Moyles has been doing it all wrong! The treadmill is old news now that theres a new sensation in town for all excercise addicts-Moyles should get the mambo twister.See here for details http://youtube.com/watch?v=fPSQ81EFMfU

as first revealed on Scott Mils show.Its a cool look.

[DevilsDuck]

Every post I love you less and less
It's clear to see that you've become obsessed
I've got to get this message to the rest
That every post I love you less and less

And every post I love you less and less
I've got to get this feeling off my chest
Console says all I needs pills and rest
Since every post I love you less and less

Unless, unless
I know, I feel it in my bones
I'm sick, I'm tired of Chris being on patrol
Oh yes, I feel like hitting you with a wheel
I've got to know what's not and what's real
Oh yes I'm stressed, I'm sorry I digressed
Impressed you're dressed to SOS

Oh, and your parents love you
Oh, and Scott Mills loves you

Every post I love you less and less
I can't believe once you and me did sex
It makes me sick to think of you undressed
Since every post I love you less and less

And every post I love you less and less
You're turning into something I detest
And everybody says that your a mess
Since every post I love you less and less

Unless, unless
I know, I feel it in my bones
I'm sick, I'm tired of Chris being on patrol
Oh yes, I feel like hitting you with a wheel
I've got to no what's not and what's real
Oh yes I'm stressed, I'm sorry I digressed
Impressed you're dressed to SOS

Oh, and your parents love you
Oh, and Scott Mills loves you

blah blah blah

[SAV1OUR]

Moyles should get the mambo twister.

I predict a diet.

[iain_smith]

Every post I love you less and less
It's clear to see that you've become obsessed
I've got to get this message to the rest
That every post I love you less and less

And every post I love you less and less
I've got to get this feeling off my chest
Console says all I needs pills and rest
Since every post I love you less and less

Unless, unless
I know, I feel it in my bones
I'm sick, I'm tired of Chris being on patrol
Oh yes, I feel like hitting you with a wheel
I've got to know what's not and what's real
Oh yes I'm stressed, I'm sorry I digressed
Impressed you're dressed to SOS

Oh, and your parents love you
Oh, and Scott Mills loves you

Every post I love you less and less
I can't believe once you and me did sex
It makes me sick to think of you undressed
Since every post I love you less and less

And every post I love you less and less
You're turning into something I detest
And everybody says that your a mess
Since every post I love you less and less

Unless, unless
I know, I feel it in my bones
I'm sick, I'm tired of Chris being on patrol
Oh yes, I feel like hitting you with a wheel
I've got to no what's not and what's real
Oh yes I'm stressed, I'm sorry I digressed
Impressed you're dressed to SOS

Oh, and your parents love you
Oh, and Scott Mills loves you

blah blah blah

you realy didnt have to go to the trouble of making up that poem for my sake!

[DevilsDuck]

dont worry about it, it came quite naturally

i just typed and out it came

[Zoot]

(sung to the tune of 'Why don't you get a job' by The Offspring)

There's this guy on the forum
Man he likes to Bitch
He posts a new thread every day
He say's "click on this link, some guy has died"
Keeps going no matter what we say

He sits on his Ass
and works his hands to the bone
to find out who dies everyday
If anyone complains he says to leave him alone
Well my friend I've gotta say -

we all say, we all say, everyday
Why don't you get a Blog
everyday, everyday, everyday
Why don't you get a blog

[MK Chris]

Zoot wins. I love that song, you may have prompted me to get the Offspring Greatest Hits out.

[TIAL]

Scott Mills plays 'weird telly-sales advert' shocker!

[Yudster]

(sung to the tune of 'Why don't you get a job' by The Offspring)

There's this guy on the forum
Man he likes to Bitch
He posts a new thread every day
He say's "click on this link, some guy has died"
Keeps going no matter what we say

He sits on his Ass
and works his hands to the bone
to find out who dies everyday
If anyone complains he says to leave him alone
Well my friend I've gotta say -

we all say, we all say, everyday
Why don't you get a Blog
everyday, everyday, everyday
Why don't you get a blog

I. Love. Zoot.