[Zoot]

Just heard about Bo Diddley dying. Very sad. When i was in New York about 5 years ago he was playing in a blues bar. Unfortunatly I passed the chance to go see him. I've always regretted it since.

[Andy B]

I set up a classic joke and you can't even be bothered to do the punchline....meh, if Foots was here he'd do it!

[S4B]

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Yves Saint Laurent.

Yves Saint Laurent who?

............

Died?

[iain_smith]

at least i try to keep th is thread respectful

[S4B]

Iain, we don't care!

[foot-loose]

I set up a classic joke and you can't even be bothered to do the punchline....meh, if Foots was here he'd do it!

I've no idea where you are going with that.


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Yves Saint Laurent.
Yves Saint Laurent who?
Yves Saint Laurent says "stop knock knock knocking on heavens dior and start ringing chanel!"



*I must confess - I do not own copyright on that bit of the gag.

[S4B]

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I like that!

[Andy B]

You're all rubbish. The joke goes.

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Yves St Lauren
Yves St Lauren Who?
That's the fashion industry for ya!

* respect! I didn't know him. I don't give a toss abut fashion and as far as I'm concerned all he ever did was make a bunch of chav's walk around in the early 90's with a massive YSL emblazoned accross theirjumpers.

So * him I say!

[iain_smith]

Former jazz FM DJ Campbell Curnapp has died at 69 http://radiotoday.co.uk/news.php?item.3462.12 [Case fixed]

[Yudster]

at least i try to keep th is thread respectful

Oh don't be so ridiculous! The only reason this thread (or anything you you) is remotely tolerable is because it affords opportunities to take the piss.

[Yudster]

"You do*"

Sorry.

[iain_smith]

the man who could have been Mikhail Gorbachev is dead http://english.pravda.ru/news/russia/03 ... -romanov-0

[S4B]

Oh for god's sake! A man who was NOT the Russian president has died and you deem it worthy of posting?!

GO AWAY!

[foot-loose]

hahaha

It amuses me how irritated iain smith makes people.

[Andy B]

Say what you like about Viv but at least her posts are vaguely informativ and she backs things up with times dates and FACTS! I'm not even entirely convinced half of these people ARE dead. I think it's all a big plot.

Viv's only problem (if you an call it a problem) is she's very very nice and has a lovely
view of the world and likes to share her interests.

Iain_Smith is just aaasaaargh even thinking about him winds me up now. I can see why he failed his Journolism degree. He can't distinguish between news and just stuff that happens.

[iain_smith]

TOP Hollywood actor Mel Ferrer has died http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7434792.stm

[TIAL]

!oN hO

[iain_smith]

TV NEWSREADER Chris Morgan has committed suicide'He jumped in front of a train. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7432747.stm

[Yudster]

Viv's only problem (if you an call it a problem) is she's very very nice and has a lovely
view of the world and likes to share her interests.

Iain_Smith is just aaasaaargh even thinking about him winds me up now. I can see why he failed his Journolism degree. He can't distinguish between news and just stuff that happens.

The fact that a lot of people - often me included - find some of Viv's beliefs and views to be completely bonkers tends to wind some people up. Not me, I find her conviction and confidence admirable and even sometimes inspiring. The bickering is annoying but to be honest thats mostly not her fault!

I agree with you about iain.

[Andy B]

I think it's Mr Harris winding all of us up by keeping him on here. Come on Harris, enough's enough. We admit we can't take a joke. This cretin obviously has no interest in Chris Moyles and is simply using your website to try and build some sort of portfolio for himself.

People have been banned for much less. It's tantamount to advertising himself. Please! I promise not to be sarcastic or tell any bad jokes for a whole hour after you ban him!

[Vivienne]

Say what you like about Viv but at least her posts are vaguely informativ and she backs things up with times dates and FACTS! I'm not even entirely convinced half of these people ARE dead. I think it's all a big plot.

Viv's only problem (if you an call it a problem) is she's very very nice and has a lovely
view of the world and likes to share her interests.

Iain_Smith is just aaasaaargh even thinking about him winds me up now. I can see why he failed his Journolism degree. He can't distinguish between news and just stuff that happens.

Gee, thanx v. much.. I just noticed this. I'm nice to people I like, so you're in luck, Andy B+.

[Ezza]

I promise not to be sarcastic or tell any bad jokes for a whole hour after you ban him!

An hour? You couldn't last 5 minutes...

[Andy B]

Andy B+? I was hoping for at least an A-

And Ezza - Shh you're not supposed to tell anybody about my "embarrasing little problem"...I'd was feeling tired that day. I can normally do better.

[Vivienne]

OK, then Andy A+

[Ezza]

And Ezza - Shh you're not supposed to tell anybody about my "embarrasing little problem"...I'd was feeling tired that day. I can normally do better.

Hahaha. Whats the excuse for the other times?