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By Zoot
#344764
Howdy
The CM Team have been talking about this recently.

If you HAD to choose only ONE of these, what would it be -

Never eat pickled eggs / Never eat pickled onions

Never eat Chinese food / Never eat Indian Food

Never watch a DVD / Never listen to a CD

Never wear sunglasses / Never wear a watch

Never watch BBC1 again / Never watch ITV again

Never eat Ketchup / Never eat Mayonnaise

Never kiss again / Never hug again

Never read a book again / Never drink alcohol again

Never watch TV again / Never listen to the radio again

Never eat meat again / Never eat dairy again

Never go abroad again / Never go to a beach again

Never cut your hair again / Never trim your nails again

Never smoke a cigarette again / Never drink alcohol again
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By Vivienne
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Never eat pickled eggs.
Never eat Indian food.
Never watch a DVD
Never wear sunglasses.
Never watch ITV again.
Never eat Ketchup
Never hug again
Never drink alcohol again
Never watch TV again
Never eat meat again
Never go abroad again.
Never trim nails again.
Never smoke again.
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By MK Chris
#344767
Zoot wrote:Never eat pickled eggs / Never eat pickled onions

I don't like either, but I'd have to go for 'never eat picked eggs'.

Zoot wrote:Never eat Chinese food / Never eat Indian Food

Difficult... Never eat Chinese food, I suppose.

Zoot wrote:Never watch a DVD / Never listen to a CD

Never listen to a CD.. I can download whatever music I want (I can with DVDs as well, but it's more hassle.)

Zoot wrote:Never wear sunglasses / Never wear a watch

I can live without either, I'd probably go for never wear sunglasses.

Zoot wrote:Never watch BBC1 again / Never watch ITV again

Easiest one yet.. never watch ITV.

Zoot wrote:Never eat Ketchup / Never eat Mayonnaise

Never eat ketchup.

Zoot wrote:Never kiss again / Never hug again

Never kiss again. I think.

Zoot wrote:Never read a book again / Never drink alcohol again

Never read a book again. Duh!

Zoot wrote:Never watch TV again / Never listen to the radio again

Easy, never watch TV again.

Zoot wrote:Never eat meat again / Never eat dairy again

Another easy one, never eat dairy again.

Zoot wrote:Never go abroad again / Never go to a beach again

Never go to a beach again.

Zoot wrote:Never cut your hair again / Never trim your nails again

Hmm... never cut my hair I think. Never trimming your nails is dirty.

Zoot wrote:Never smoke a cigarette again / Never drink alcohol again

Easy, I don't smoke anyway, so never smoke again.
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By Vivienne
#344768
Can we have another one:

never go in the chatroom whilst boboff & yuds are there/ never go in chatroom whilst bobogg & yuds are there.
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By Zoot
#344769
never go in chatroom whilst bobogg & yuds are there, because I've not met bobogg yet.
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By DevilsDuck
#344772
Never eat pickled onions

Never eat Indian Food

Never listen to a CD

Never wear sunglasses

Never watch ITV again

Never eat Ketchup

Never hug again

Never read a book again

Never watch TV again

Never eat meat again

Never go to a beach again

Never trim your nails again(does bitting them count?)

Never smoke a cigarette again
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By Console
#344773
Never eat pickled eggs / Never eat pickled onions - I don't like onions or eggs, but as not having pickled onions may include certain crisps, I won't have pickled eggs.
Never eat Chinese food / Never eat Indian Food - Indian food, I can take it or leave it really - Chinese food is far better.
Never watch a DVD / Never listen to a CD - I've never really sat and watched a DVD, sure it's shiny and round, but I don't imagine it would hold my interest. Same for listening to a CD, I can't imagine it would be particularly interesting/entertaining to listen to. I suppose I'd have to never listen to a CD again, as I may not be able to help seeing a DVD occasionally.
Never wear sunglasses / Never wear a watch - I don't do either as it is, but I'd never wear a watch again, as you could use the sun to tell the time (for which you might need sunglasses).
Never watch BBC1 again / Never watch ITV again - ITV, without a shadow of a doubt.
Never eat Ketchup / Never eat Mayonnaise - Mayonnaise.
Never kiss again / Never hug again - Hmm, never hug again, I suppose.
Never read a book again / Never drink alcohol again - Easy, never drink alcohol - it tastes like crap anyway.
Never watch TV again / Never listen to the radio again - I don't have a radio, so I would choose not to listen to it.
Never eat meat again / Never eat dairy again - I could live without eating dairy products, as long as I'm still allowed to drink milk.
Never go abroad again / Never go to a beach again - Never go to the beach, I don't really see the appeal of it.
Never cut your hair again / Never trim your nails again - Never cut nails - mine generally break after a certain length anyway - I can't stand having long hair though.
Never smoke a cigarette again / Never drink alcohol again - Well, I don't do either, so I could easily never do both again. I suppose never smoke a cigarette again though, as that would hopefully mean people wouldn't smoke around me.
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By Zoot
#344777
I think thats the best insight we've ever had into the mysterious presence that is Console...
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By Vivienne
#344779
I cannot believe someone (not being nasty) who doesn't like the beach or listening to CD's, or DVDs.
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By Vivienne
#344780
Console wrote:
Vivienne wrote:Must you be so pedantic.


No, but I like being pedantic.


You're being a small menace this morning, on here and at aled.info.
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By Console
#344781
Vivienne wrote:I cannot believe someone (not being nasty) who doesn't like the beach or listening to CD's, or DVDs.


What's so good about the beach?

Vivienne wrote:You're being a small menace this morning, on here and at aled.info.


You're right, how dare I answer your questions quickly and politely.
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By Zoot
#344782
See, thats the one i don't get - saying you'd Kiss but never hug again, imagine how cold and empty that would feel! There's so much more emotion in hug with out a kiss than a kiss without a hug.
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By MK Chris
#344783
That was my reasoning as well Mr Zoot.
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By Console
#344784
Zoot wrote:See, thats the one i don't get - saying you'd Kiss but never hug again, imagine how cold and empty that would feel! There's so much more emotion in hug with out a kiss than a kiss without a hug.


Well, that was the only difficult one. There are certain times when a kiss is an automatic act, times which would feel wrong without it. Hugs are good, and they would be missed, but I think I would miss kisses more.
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By Vivienne
#344785
Console wrote:What's so good about the beach?


Beautiful sun shining on the water!! Where I live, you can climb up high, and look for miles over the sea. Fantastic. It puts life into perspective, because you can stand there (as I do), and think.... "this sea will still be coming in & out 100 years from now, and I won't be here".... It can demonstrate how meaningless a lot of so-called problems are in life when you stand by the sea, just watching. I don't like sand though, I must admit. I wound up with loads of it on my trainers on Saturday. grrr.
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By Vivienne
#344786
Kissing is also a good idea, because it usually leads on to another things. Best invention = kissing.
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By Zoot
#344788
Vivienne wrote: I don't like sand though, I must admit.


Um, isn't that like saying 'I love the sea but hate the water'?
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By Console
#344792
Vivienne wrote:It puts life into perspective, because you can stand there (as I do), and think.... "this sea will still be coming in & out 100 years from now, and I won't be here".... It can demonstrate how meaningless a lot of so-called problems are in life when you stand by the sea, just watching.


You can do the same by looking into space at night.

Vivienne wrote:I don't like sand though, I must admit.


I don't like sand, either. I also don't like the heat, I far prefer the cold, and, being fair-skinned, I burn too easily.
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By viverio
#344794
If you HAD to choose only ONE of these, what would it be -

Never eat pickled eggs / Never eat pickled onions - I wouldn't eat either though euugh..

Never eat Chinese food / Never eat Indian Food don't really do it anyway

Never watch a DVD / Never listen to a CD

Never wear sunglasses / Never wear a watch never do

Never watch BBC1 again / Never watch ITV again - To be fair, theres not a lot to miss. I think I can just about survive without Echo Beach..[/sarcasm]

Never eat Ketchup / Never eat Mayonnaise Never do

Never kiss again / Never hug again thats hard though :-s

Never read a book again / Never drink alcohol again

Never watch TV again / Never listen to the radio again I'd waste less time tbh

Never eat meat again / Never eat dairy again Does milk count? Cos technically thats drinking and could be an exception...

Never go abroad again / Never go to a beach again

Never cut your hair again / Never trim your nails again That's disgusting though

Never smoke a cigarette again / Never drink alcohol again
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By Vivienne
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I burn easily too (white face). But I don't like cold.

And yes, OK, you could do the same by looking up at the sky.

It's just nice to stand by the water. Water represents life, and it's flowing along in nature with us... I love it.