[TheCooperScooper]

I will have a ribena.

[Ezza]

I will have a mailbu and coke please.

[TheCooperScooper]

I've run out of money.

I'll get my beautiful wife Michelle to sort me some - http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/markcooper/wedding/wedding.htm

Cheers love.

I've got some now.

What's that Henry? (http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/markcooper/henry.htm) You want a drink as well? OK, but all I can afford is an orange juice teddykins.

[Ezza]

You're a bit strange.

[TheCooperScooper]

Please don't be put off. I'm an eccentric

http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/markcooper/wedding/large/tophat.jpg

[ladbroke]

* hell, strange is being kind.........

[Ezza]

Buying me real alcohol would be kind.

[TheCooperScooper]

Please be my friends

[ladbroke]

I've got a feeling it's going to be needed........

[ladbroke]

Please be my friends

Holy crap are you for real? You'll get eaten alive here sunshine, run for your life!

[Ezza]

I give you a week. If that.

[TheCooperScooper]

Who will eat me? I get this everywhere I go. I hope Chris Moyles doesn't mock me on here, I model myself on him.

[foot-loose]

I give you a week. If that.

...I'll give him one.

[foot-loose]

Who will eat me? I get this everywhere I go. I hope Chris Moyles doesn't mock me on here, I model myself on him.

He wont.

And you dont.

[TheCooperScooper]

Why? What do you expect to happen?

I'm a full grown man. I can handle myself when big boy * happens http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/markcooper/gallery.htm

[Ezza]

A fully grown man who's asking us to be his friends. Do you have real friends by any chance?

[TheCooperScooper]

Friends... (yes, I do have friends...)

http://liverpool.rivals.net/forum/pgePosts.aspx?threadId=128169&boardId=103&clubId=46

[Ezza]

How sweet.

[TheCooperScooper]

Thanks. I also have four other friends:

http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/markcooper/computer.htm

[Ezza]

I look forward to the others reading that tomorrow.

[TheCooperScooper]

Who are these others? Are they hard?

[Ezza]

Hard may not necessarily be the word. You know when Moyles mentions how we on here can be mean to the newbies, well you haven't met the mean ones yet. Me and Mr Loose are the nice ones.

[foot-loose]

... I'm hard.

[Ezza]

For CooperScooper Guy?

[TheCooperScooper]

I'll take my chances. I used to get bullied at school, so have honed my skills over the years.

Cheers,

Mark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFOtjNAb25k