Newbies- Introduce yourself - Page 35

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Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346190

By Ezza - Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:48 pm

- Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:48 pm #346190

Erm, slightly disturbing.

Yudster wrote:About me: See, she doesn't say a lot, but when she does, it's very accurate.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346192

By TheCooperScooper - Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:48 pm

- Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:48 pm #346192

Sorry

http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/markcooper/index.htm

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346194

By Ezza - Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:50 pm

- Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:50 pm #346194

Whoooa. One minute. You've been married 8 years, and have never *makes whistle sound* with your wife?

Yudster wrote:About me: See, she doesn't say a lot, but when she does, it's very accurate.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346196

By TheCooperScooper - Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:51 pm

- Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:51 pm #346196

I have no interest in having children

http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/markcooper/index.htm

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346197

By Ezza - Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:53 pm

- Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:53 pm #346197

Its not all about making children you know.

Yudster wrote:About me: See, she doesn't say a lot, but when she does, it's very accurate.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346198

By foot-loose - Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:53 pm

- Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:53 pm #346198

I don't know, nor care, who michelle is.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346200

By TheCooperScooper - Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:55 pm

- Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:55 pm #346200

This is Michelle - http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/markcooper/wedding/large/danum1.jpg

http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/markcooper/index.htm

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346201

By Ezza - Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:56 pm

- Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:56 pm #346201

She looks a little like Catherine Tate.

Yudster wrote:About me: See, she doesn't say a lot, but when she does, it's very accurate.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346205

By TheCooperScooper - Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:58 pm

- Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:58 pm #346205

A cross between her and a sword fish

http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/markcooper/index.htm

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346206

By foot-loose - Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:59 pm

- Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:59 pm #346206

id love for you to post some photos of you, iain, that's not on yer website?

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346228

By Yudster - Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:05 am

- Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:05 am #346228

How many IPs has he got?!

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346298

By Bonanzoid - Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:37 pm

- Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:37 pm #346298

Mark, are you for real?

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346299

By Console - Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:39 pm

- Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:39 pm #346299

'Mark' has been banned because he's a spammer, although he wasn't Iain_Smith.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346480

By DanniPalmer - Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:36 pm

- Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:36 pm #346480

Hey im Danni and i am new (hence posting here haha)

I am from Unofficial Mills and i love chris moyles and thought i would join

Howard: Dont worry I dont fancy you. Vince: Of course you do! All men do! I'm the confuser; is it a man, is it a woman? Oooh I dont know

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346481

By Vivienne - Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:40 pm

- Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:40 pm #346481

Hallo. Here is a joke to welcome you to the forum:-

What game do cows play? Answer = moo-sical chairs!! :-)

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346484

By DanniPalmer - Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:46 pm

- Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:46 pm #346484

Haha

Thank you

Howard: Dont worry I dont fancy you. Vince: Of course you do! All men do! I'm the confuser; is it a man, is it a woman? Oooh I dont know

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346487

By Ezza - Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:57 pm

- Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:57 pm #346487

Hello Danni.

Yudster wrote:About me: See, she doesn't say a lot, but when she does, it's very accurate.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346490

By S4B - Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:01 pm

- Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:01 pm #346490

Hi Danni, welcome! Don't mind Viv she's a bit mental. Oh and don't feed the Yudsters!

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346491

By Vivienne - Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:03 pm

- Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:03 pm #346491

Don't mind S4B! Her backside's bigger than her bite!!

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346496

By Console - Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:08 pm

- Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:08 pm #346496

Vivienne wrote:Her backside's bigger than her bite!! :D

Wouldn't everyone's backside be bigger than their bite? Unless they either had a huge jaw or a tiny backside (or both).

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346497

By S4B - Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:09 pm

- Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:09 pm #346497

Viv, that was uncalled for! I was just trying to reassure Danni that we're not all bad joke makers - please for the love of god admit that was a bad joke! - and you return with a personal comment about my arse (which, I may add, you have NO IDEA what it looks like!) Will you please quit the unnecessarily rude personal remarks, I have left you alone please do me the decency of doing the same thing!

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346499

By foot-loose - Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:11 pm

- Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:11 pm #346499

DanniPalmer wrote:Haha Thank you

Please please please don't encourage her.

Hello though.

Re: Newbies- Introduce yourself.#346500

By Vivienne - Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:11 pm

- Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:11 pm #346500

Sorry! Actually, the joke was awful. Truce, I shall leave you alone!! :-)

You have quit making rude remarks about me, so I shall afford you the same courtesy. I'm sure you have a v. nice backside.

Anyway, time for me to go on the rails.