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By S4B
#346769
What do you do when you're drunk?

Text ex partners?
Shag anything that moves?
Call people you wish you hadn't?
etc, etc, etc
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By SAV1OUR
#346770
I feel so much better now, cos I never create threads, seldom post when under the influence. Thanks! :)
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By ladbroke
#346774
Drunken antics:
Ran into a crash barrier and split the whole of my shin open. Didn't notice at the time.
Police caution for peeing in a river. Harsh really.
As a 15 year old on a German exchange trip, threw up in my hosts house. They actually thought I was ill.
Fell asleep on a beach in the channel islands. Was found with strange insects crawling all over me. These same insects had eaten half a polystyrene cup.
Fell asleep under a BBQ with hot fat dripping on me.
Drunk neat Gin from a fake fire extinguisher. Some random was wandering round 'putting people out'

All of the above happened between the ages 15-20. Much more responsible these days.....................................
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By catherine
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I'm bored of alcohol, that might be because i have no money to go out but it is also because i would rather spend a day of the weekend with Lydia instead of going clubbing. God i am so broody, Harris lets have a baby!
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By Vivienne
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S4B wrote:What do you do when you're drunk?

Text ex partners?
Shag anything that moves?
Call people you wish you hadn't?
etc, etc, etc


I am an alcohol-free zone, and have been since last September. :-( First, it was the wine, then the caffeine... soon I won't have any life left. :-(
By Ezza
#346822
I didn't drink the alcohol I bought myself. :(
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By Yudster
#346837
Vivienne wrote:
S4B wrote:What do you do when you're drunk?

Text ex partners?
Shag anything that moves?
Call people you wish you hadn't?
etc, etc, etc


I am an alcohol-free zone...............soon I won't have any life left. :-(


Me too Viv, pretty much - but when you look at the list above, it doesn't seem so bad after all, does it?!
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By ladbroke
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I accidently asked my partner if I should bring round a bottle of wind, a couple of weeks after I started seeing her..................... damn predictive text!