[Munki Bhoy]

Oh, on a slightly lesser scale, I got a cardboard cut on my index finger. It's like a paper cut, but worse. Hurts like a mother-hubbard to type. I wish I could touch type, it would probably hurt less.

[foot-loose]

Yeah, I agree, the vast majority of Celtic and Rangers fans are mental. There are varying degrees of mental, but ultimately mental nonetheless.

Personally, I hate the hatred. You can have rivalry without it, but try telling them that. And by them I mean Celtic and Rangers fans.

Worse still, it's ridiculously easy to get caught up in it all. You want mental? If Celtic play Rangers, there are friends that I will point blank refuse to text, phone or otherwise speak to until the game is long out of the way. How is that possibly rational? Yet I do it anyway to keep the peace.

And I'm probably one of the more sane ones too. I take it back, its not the vast majority, its all of us.

Banter - i'm all into that.

Using football / religion to judge someone - no.

[Ezza]

I can't walk properly, and I'm limping like a fool. I hope this stops before tonight, I don't want to be limping around town like a fool. Possibly a drunk limping fool.

[Boboff]

Orange Walks. .

Is that a new talk and text plan?

[Queeny]

People who think they are superior

[Zoot]

People who think they are superior

... say's the person who calls them self 'Queeny'...

[Yudster]

People who think they are superior

... say's the person who calls them self 'Queeny'...

.....and said in pretty much his/her first post that s/he is our ruler.....what a tit.

[Andy B]

Whereas it's quite clear that I AM the supreme dictator and overlord of the world...mwahahahahahaha! (I'm not very good at dealing with competitions so I'm reviving this side of me for a bit)

Also one of my new sharks is a bit out of sorts.....Bruce just hides at the back behind the plants and doesn't move very much and his fins are a bit limp, not drooping as such but just not as.....no other word for it...erect as my other sharks fins.

At least my blue tentacled fish have decided to be a bit more adventurous.

[rustybike]

"Bruce" just hides at the back behind the plants and his fins are a bit limp, not drooping as such but just not as.....no other word for it...erect as my other sharks fins.

At least my blue tentacled fish have decided to be a bit more adventurous.

Andy, you are the innuendo king!!

[Sunny So Cal]

Clearly your blue tentacled fish aren't adventurous enough or Bruce wouldn't be so flaccid.

[timp]

My Ipod returned from ukipodrepairs unfixed. spent 80 quid on it.

[Andy B]

Bruce is dead...R.I.P. Bruce - he lived a short but well that's it really, he lived a short life.

I'm gonna be labeleld as some sort of Piscean [sp?] serial killer now.

[MK Chris]

Maybe you're pregnant.

[S4B]

Annoying me today is the fact I fell over last night - wasn't paying attention and tripped up a kerb. My mobile phone now doesn't work properly, it was in my hand when I fell, I have a knee the size of a football and can't walk properly. I had to miss my radio slot this morning but still have to make it in to work at some point.

[Vivienne]

Fictional things aren't scary

Some people find ghosts scary. People find Daleks scary, too. Fictional things can be quite scary, infact scariest, I think fictional things can be the scariest things in the average persons life.

Ghosts EXIST, but they aren't something to be frightened of in general. Daleks are just silly.

[MK Chris]

Ghosts EXIST

Do you have proof of this?

[Yudster]

Ghosts EXIST.

No they don't.

[Vivienne]

Ghosts EXIST

Do you have proof of this?

Yes, indeed I do.

[foot-loose]

No, you don't.

[Yudster]

I have proof that they don't exist. Or at least, I have just as much proof that they don't exist as Viv or anyone else has that they DO exist.

[Vivienne]

No, you don't.

Yes, I DO.

[Yudster]

No, you don't.

Yes, I DO.

I have proof that they don't exist. Or at least, I have just as much proof that they don't exist as Viv or anyone else has that they DO exist.

Me too.

[foot-loose]

No, you don't.

Yes, I DO.

I was gonna ask for your proof, rather than get childish. Then I was gonna say why you can't have this proof you talk of. Then I thought about it for a minute. So instead, I'm gonna hit back with...

No, you DON'T!

[Vivienne]

Very childish, foots. Right, the proof: sometime back, I was in bed in the early hours of the morning, when I heard my shower curtain being moved along the rails, backwards & forwards.... I got up to investigate and there was no-one there, and it immediately stopped.

[Boboff]

So you were in bed, and asleep, and something in your head made you believe that the shower curtain was moving?

It was a dream * wit.