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By catherine
#350320
Emma and Michael have told me they would like me to be God mother of Lydia but because my sister has got it in her head, with out even being asked, that she is going to be God mother Emma has said that we will just have to both be God mother but it takes away the specialness of it all really. I'll probably just let Emily be it because she might have a hissy fit otherwise.
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By catherine
#350324
They aren't having a godfather because Michael chose a girl from his family to be godmother and because our family is full of girls they said they will have 2 godmothers instead.
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By MK Chris
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There is a party going on next door. The music is shit and the guests are 15-18 year olds, who, in a small amount of time, will be very drunk and probably high 15-18 year olds. Basically, it's like having lots of Catherine's next door.
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By Munki Bhoy
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You should go round. They'll need someone to buy them drink. Just overcharge them for booze, and claim its an admin fee. They don't know any better anyway, so you seem like a nice friendly neighbour and you get to make money too. Result!
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By S4B
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catherine wrote:15 year old girls you say, you should go round :wink:


foot-loose wrote:Oh... I stopped myself from posting that!!

:lol:


I had to go and do something else for a couple of hours! Thanks Cat
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By Sunny So Cal
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My stupid dog has yet to learn that the noctural black creatures with the white stripes down them are NOT cats and don't like being chased. She accosted a mother and 4 babies last night...The house still reeks and I've had to go spray her with some enzyme stuff. Now I get the joy of shampooing her outside and if she still smells, starting all over again. They're not cats. THEY'RE NOT CATS! You can't win!

I thought dogs had a keen sense of smell? Bloody hell!
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By MK Chris
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catherine wrote:15 year old girls you say, you should go round :wink:

Haha well played young Catherine, that was a cracking comeback.

I've just got back after going out for a bit and they're still there and the Police (well, a couple of PCSOs) have been round at least once.
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By timp
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Ha I just got back from a party full of 15-18 year olds, but we gave up on the music as the speakers were crappy....I decided to spend the time with my girlfriend instead :D
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By Yudster
#350462
catherine wrote:They aren't having a godfather because Michael chose a girl from his family to be godmother and because our family is full of girls they said they will have 2 godmothers instead.

Why only 2 godparents? Joel has four - three men one woman.
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By Munki Bhoy
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charlalottie wrote:Everyone is either on holiday or going on holiday in the next few days and I have nothing to look forward to. Also I'm still waiting to hear back for the jobs I've applied for.


My office has been much quieter the last couple of weeks with lots of folk off on holiday. Up here we're now two weeks into the school holidays. I think there's quite a few back next week. Meanwhile, I'm biding my time as I'm not off on holiday until September. Depressing at the moment watching everyone taking time off, but come September I'll be the one doing it, and when I get back its not long until the holidays at Christmas.
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By rustybike
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I have a stinking bloody cold at the moment which is annoying me.

Having vicks on my chest, Karvol on a hankie and constantly sniffing and blowing my nose is so sexy!! I think not. I hate colds, especially in non-winter months.
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By SAV1OUR
#350572
Stupid bloody Freeview box, I done broke it for real this time, it frequently annoyed me, hence our abusive relationship. The remotes knackered too, back to old skool analogue, its all the TV you need really.
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