[Ballbag]

Heh, scrawny? Hardly. Seriously, boy, have a word with yourself.[/quote]

Are you sure you're not a pint sized little shite? Hmm? Until we see otherwise I think it's safe to assume that you are. Sounds like a classic dose of 'Little-Man-Syndrome' to me. Feel free to prove us wrong, bruv. Of course we all know I'm right I(I'm always right) and we'd sooner see a pic of S4B's, hang on, the queens tits before seeing a pic of you. In conclusion you are nothing more than a pest. I'm gonna give you a clip around the ear *clip* now go to your room!

Over to you, you slippery little turd.[/quote]
tit

[MK Chris]

Great book coming out in October just for Cat.

http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesw ... ku=6217980

Also available here, here and here.

[pjordan2000]

And Tesco's i think too. Plus it's included in the 2 books for £7 offer.

[ladbroke]

Great book coming out in October just for Cat.

http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesw ... ku=6217980

Also available here, here and here.[/quote

Two of those links are the same Topher, or maybe I'm just being pedantic.....!

[Vivienne]

I love you BP... you're an unique and engaging individual with true style and panache.

[MK Chris]

Great book coming out in October just for Cat.

http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesw ... ku=6217980

Also available here, here and here.[/quote

Two of those links are the same Topher, or maybe I'm just being pedantic.....!

Ah bollocks... http://www.amazon.co.uk/ASBO-Fairy-Tale ... 1843172933

[Boboff]

Good Pics, over the top abuse, funny though as not hurting anyone. Foots turd on a stick with a cap in a mound of stones : Priceless.

[lima eel]

would you lot stop talking about bloody books and leave this thread to the showdown - Poker V Bruvva

p.s. whats going on with everyones quotes?

*settles down with a nice bar of dairymilk and diet coke, to enjoy the show*

diet coke > coke
dairymilk > galaxy

[MK Chris]

p.s. whats going on with everyones quotes?

Ladbroke * up his quoting of my post and I forgot to fix it when I quoted the * up.

diet coke > coke
dairymilk > galaxy

Now you're being * stupid.

[lima eel]

please tell me you think that it is - galaxy > dairymilk, it is so * not!

[MK Chris]

Galaxy is the best milk chocolate out there, certainly on the UK market. Dairy Milk is probably second, but it's not even close.

[lima eel]

excuse me - 'please don't tell me you think it is - galaxy > dairymilk, it is so * not!'

damn the absense of the 'edit' facility

[lima eel]

Galaxy is the best milk chocolate out there, certainly on the UK market. Dairy Milk is probably second, but it's not even close.

wrong!

[catherine]

Galaxy is better than dairy milk.

As long as we understand what you are saying in your post there really is no need to double post to correct it all the time.

[DevilsDuck]

would you lot stop talking about bloody books and leave this thread to the showdown - Poker V Bruvva

p.s. whats going on with everyones quotes?

*settles down with a nice bar of dairymilk and diet coke, to enjoy the show*

Let me just get this straight.......your idea of sitting back and watching a "big fight" is to settle down with a can of "diet" coke and a bar of chocolate!

diet coke > coke TIT
dairymilk > galaxy TIT

[Bruvva]

Badly written, poorly punctuated, delusional drivel

Tit.

[Vivienne]

Attention seeking: A term often used by one is who is adept in their own demise. A complete and utter failure of giving themselves any exposure. Envy's the slightest from of character which is not portrayed by themselves. Also see, little-man-syndrom, devoid and multi-*.

What's wrong, chump? Did daddy never give you the right encouragement? You seem to be such a negative little monkey, you jump to the bad before considering the good, why? I suspect you've probably been told all your life that you're a useless twurp, and I'd put money on that. What use is it slating off a thread that's made for a giggle? I like to make an impression, yes, we ALL do my * little friend, and you proved that when you expressed your 'humble opinion' Trying to turn the emphasis of this thread, which was in good nature, to something more sinister, and if that's not attention seeking I don't know what is. I suppose we all have our ways of amusement it's just that I prefere the more conventional way - forcing a smile here and there.

Can you not handle the spot light being on someone other than yourself? Or do you not put yourself in the spotlight because your worried your boring persona won't get a response. In your attemps of keyboard warriorism you have only raised this posts profile. People can not only see the magnificent pictures of me pissing on a plant, but also me pissing all over you, you silly-billy. Can't you see? Your hissy fits have only made this post more interesting, encouraging people to look inside, and I thank you because if I've raised a few smiles my job is done. I only see you and that ball-bag making an issue out of it. Not that he can add anything innovative, just do that age old trick of quoting something and swapping the name of the poster. Pure brilliance.

The truth is you envy me and can't handle the fact that when I do post, it's a hell of alot more interesting than when you do, 'shitcunt'

BP!! tsk, tsk, tsk... still love ya!

[Bruvva]

Badly written, poorly punctuated, delusional drivel

Tit.

^^ That's pizz poor ^^

Place your hand on those shrivvled balls, give them a manly grip and let's hear your best war cry.

Tit.

[Vivienne]

I love you too Viv MWHA! x

MWHA x back.

[Bruvva]

Larf, you really do think you're intelligent and witty don't you? You're an egotistical, jumped up little * of a boy who has ideas way above his station. * off back to whatever back alley your whore of a mother birthed you in, I shall waste no more time on you.

[Vivienne]

Bruvva, B.P. just recognises the fact that most people take this place extremely seriously. It's just a funny, piss-take of it all on his behalf.

[tom greeni]

Beadle Poke, you do know how to argue

[DevilsDuck]

I dont like getting into slagging matches with Mr Poke, because he is a real bastard!

Love it, but when you argue with him you always look like a twat!

[DevilsDuck]

Ladies and gentlemen of the board I think we can safely assume he's been Beadle Poked.

Kinky git you are!

[Vivienne]

A reaction of insane jealousy if ever I saw one. However, I was safe in the knowledge that it wouldn't take me long to bring out his true colours. Three words: Hook, line and sinker.

Ladies and gentlemen of the board I think we can safely assume he's been Beadle Poked.

yep - suspected this was what you were up to.