[Munki Bhoy]

Beadle Poke reminds me of every wanker I went to school with. Easily amused with lots of followers equally as easily amused. Gets kicks from picking on other people and knows no other way of enjoying themselves other than being a wanker to others.

Although I like the diversity of the people you get on message boards, the reactionaries are probably the most annoying and the one I wouldn't mind seeing just * off.

[DevilsDuck]

oh my god!

He isnt a bully because he picks on everyone equally!

I think he is funny

why am I sticking up for him he is a big boy and can look after himself!

[Munki Bhoy]

I take it that plant asked for it as well then?

"Please piss on me chav-boy! I want to feel the stream of the shallow end of the gene-pool!"

[lima eel]

Galaxy is better than dairy milk.

wrong!

As long as we understand what you are saying in your post there really is no need to double post to correct it all the time.

noted

[lima eel]

would you lot stop talking about bloody books and leave this thread to the showdown - Poker V Bruvva

p.s. whats going on with everyones quotes?

*settles down with a nice bar of dairymilk and diet coke, to enjoy the show*

Let me just get this straight.......your idea of sitting back and watching a "big fight" is to settle down with a can of "diet" coke and a bar of chocolate!

i see your point, but i was more of the thinking that this was a 'playground scuffle' than a 'bar fight', but i love how its gone from beadle v bruvva to beadle v munki

I take it that plant asked for it as well then?

"Please piss on me chav-boy! I want to feel the stream of the shallow end of the gene-pool!"

thats funny

diet coke > coke TIT
dairymilk > galaxy TIT

wrong

[Boboff]

I dont like getting into slagging matches with Mr Poke, because he is a real bastard!

Love it, but when you argue with him you always look like a twat!

I always think that people with goatie beards have "fanny envy" as the want to make their face look like a lala.

I once grew one, and when asked why by someone in my management team I told them that as they all thought I was a * I might as well look like one too. Oh how I laughed then sacked the little prick.

[lima eel]

great story bob

[lima eel]

would you lot stop talking about bloody books and leave this thread to the showdown - Poker V Bruvva

p.s. whats going on with everyones quotes?

*settles down with a nice bar of dairymilk and diet coke, to enjoy the show*

Let me just get this straight.......your idea of sitting back and watching a "big fight" is to settle down with a can of "diet" coke and a bar of chocolate!

i see your point, but i was more of the thinking that this was a 'playground scuffle' than a 'bar fight', but i love how its gone from beadle v bruvva to beadle v munki

I take it that plant asked for it as well then?

"Please piss on me chav-boy! I want to feel the stream of the shallow end of the gene-pool!"

thats funny

diet coke > coke TIT
dairymilk > galaxy TIT

wrong

[MK Chris]

You already posted that at 13.33, you irritating bastard. Does the fact that you don't get a response compel you to post it again?

[lima eel]

You already posted that at 13.33, you irritating bastard. Does the fact that you don't get a response compel you to post it again?

well........ just when i thought we were getting on, i was trying to post something new and quoted the wrong thing, as i was trying to sort it, my boss walked into my office and i accidentally hit 'submit' and as i can't delete posts in ramble i wasn't able to sort it, i really don't think there was any need for the 'irritating bastard' comment was there? as that could be quite hurtful when, especially when you haven't been provoked!

[Munki Bhoy]

I anticipate the return of Bruvva soon enough, what with the arrival of this knight in shining armor.

Munki, I see you're a new member? I suppose you wanna get recognition by standing up to my wrath, and credit where it's due it's not a bad way to get noticed, but as I'm so mean I've decided I won't give you any exposure after this post. I'm sure if you slithered back into the shadows, and even with your monthly 400+ post count noone would even notice you were gone.

I'm sure you're right, no one would notice if I wasn't here. What's more amusing is that in the month I've been on here, the first time I'd heard of you was this thread, so clearly no one misses you when you're gone either otherwise you're name would have come up at least once. Sadly for you, it didn't.

Tell you what, you go on posting in this one and only thread that you created yourself, and I'll spend all my time in all the other threads where you don't seem to venture. That way we won't have to deal with each other.

[foot-loose]

This is the best thread we have had in ages!!

Why does everyone keep * up their quotes?

I like Beadle Poke. I like long winded insults, they're just more satisfactory to me.

Tit

[DevilsDuck]

[Ballbag]

My threads are always great you big bundle of gayness. However, you can't expect everyone to join in with the fun. Some people are just so prickly. Beadle Poke speaks and like clockwork all the message board heros come crawling out of the wood work. Fully armed with a dictionary and an unhealthy obssesion with my sexy persona. Usually bitter and twisted due to the fact that how ever much they try, however much they post, they'll never be like me. Yes, they secretly adore me, and lust for Beadle Mania. I truely find it flattering to see how much attention they all show me, but that doesn't stop me from eating them. And you know me guys, I always welcome a free meal, and eating a medium to rare blundering idiot garnished with insecurities on a bed of pure multi-cunterish is just simply devine, um!

Bon appetit.

Seriously................ tit.

[Boboff]

Takes one to know one !


*thumbs on temples, fingers splayed, saying nahnahnahnahnah!!!!

[Ballbag]

I fail to see the stalking aspect, but I'll humour you with a response. Perhaps I shall cease with the "tit" comments as well.

You are right, it is lazy.

You are weird though, you have to admit that.

[timp]

This is the best thread we have had in ages!!

Agreed, it's hilarious.

[Console]

This is the best thread we have had in ages!!

Agreed, it's hilarious. :lol:

I know we had a bit of a dip when Moyles was on holiday, but it hasn't got that bad 'round here.

[catherine]

You don't think Beadle Poke going from being quite funny to disliked by most in such a small amount of time is hilarious?

Tit of the century and still posting.

[Console]

You don't think Beadle Poke going from being quite funny to disliked by most in such a small amount of time is hilarious?

I'm not sure I would consider that to be hilarious; but, more to the point, when was he funny?

[Ballbag]

Are you mad Console? Have you not read the thread? He does something to provoke a reaction, he gets that reaction and then he abuses someone with long winded gibberish formed on the basis of some rather odd assumptions. Oh, he uses the phrase multi-cunt quite a bit too.

It's incredibly funny.

[foot-loose]

absolute unneccesssaaary (sp) fun abuse is always warrented.

[Boboff]

Oh yeah, I never noticed that, cheers Beadle.