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By CassieJackson
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Aww she's absolutely gorgeous! Give her a cuddle from me.

foot-loose wrote:She also seems to take great pleasure in pissing everywhere. It's the look of "tum tee tum... right noones looking GO GO GO GO GO GO... ahhhhhhhh" that makes me laugh.
It sounds like she's the same as Mr Moyles and Comedy Dave after listening to this morning's show....
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By S4B
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OOoooooooh Foots she is beautiful and gorgeous and so cute and, and, and...............

**Is acutually lost for words""

oh and I'm with Rusty, love the new sig!
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By timp
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That is such a nice dog.

For your sig foots I still think you should have Hollie's ghost as well.
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By rustybike
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foot-loose wrote:It's not all fun and games - she has some set of fangs on her and makes good use of them on just about everything.

Including my toes.

She also seems to take great pleasure in pissing everywhere. It's the look of "tum tee tum... right noones looking GO GO GO GO GO GO... ahhhhhhhh" that makes me laugh.


Bless her little cotton socks.

I remember when one of my cats were little, he had a habit of climbing my legs when I was preparing their dinner... even when I had shorts on! Little git.
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By S4B
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charlalottie wrote:Can't you have her floating in the sky?



That's a good idea.
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By foot-loose
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Beadle Poke wrote:I'd love a cute dog though, I really would. It's just the thought of stepping outside for a crafty fag, inhaling that aroma of shit, and then you look down at your foot and notice you've grated a fresh one through your toes, eugh. The stench of piss everywhere, not to mention the farts and hair they leave lingering around. Taking them for a walk atleast once a day, replacing the stuff they wreck, feeding them, cleaning them, scooping up their shite etc etc. In short they rape your wallet and time. But they do look nice on photographs. Infact foots it's probably the cutes dog I've ever seen, I could eat it.

However, she won't look so cute while she's squatted over your sofa curling one out.

You forgot the vomit.

All over the back of dads nice shiney new Merc.

Although, she still looked cute - even when she started eating her own sick!

timp wrote:That is such a nice dog.

For your sig foots I still think you should have Hollie's ghost as well.

I dont think Hollie will be back in the sig any time soon - time to move on and all that. (Plus, I have a sneaky feeling that Abbey may end up looking pretty similar to Hollie when she grows up a bit...)


Some more photos:

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Pay special attention to the creepy flower pot man sitting on the bench...
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Apologies for the music - blame Radio One.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqvCzjm9RCM][/youtube]
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By S4B
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My kids now want a puppy!! Thanks for that! Can you now point out that they are a LOT of work and need someone at home with them during the day please?

Mind you she really is adorable Foots I love her playing with the bone. Give her a toilet roll now and video that.
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By foot-loose
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Puppies are so easy to look after. They practically look after themselves in fact. And because they are endangered, the government actually gives grants to help people feed and care for them, so they don't cost anything!

Don't believe anything your mother tells you kids.
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By S4B
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**slaps Footloose as her kids start yelling at her for lying!**

You are an irresponsible young man Mr Loose!
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By kendra k
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foot-loose wrote:Pay special attention to the creepy flower pot man sitting on the bench...
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That is a creepy flower pot man. How long will he last with Abbey on the scene?

She definitely brings the "Awwww" factor.
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By foot-loose
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He is pretty solid and attatched to the bench so I imagine quite a while. She has a very short attention span just now.
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By rustybike
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Seriously though Foots, she's absolutely beautiful; especially her eyes. Plus, she knows it.
You can tell by the size of her paws that she's going to be solid as hell.

I just love the "no care in the world" look puppies and kittens have.
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By S4B
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Abbey won't lick her balls Beadle, she doesn't have any! Like me, she's a bitch!
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By Munki Bhoy
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I detect a hint of jealousy about the self-ball licking on Beadle Poke's part.
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By foot-loose
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Beadle Poke wrote:I bet she'd lick Foots' balls? That's if she could find them of course :D

Of course she will find them. They will have the jam smeared all over them!












too far?
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By Munki Bhoy
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foot-loose wrote:
Beadle Poke wrote:I bet she'd lick Foots' balls? That's if she could find them of course :D

Of course she will find them. They will have the jam smeared all over them!












too far?


Very Road Trip of you.
By dbbelme
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foot-loose wrote:
Beadle Poke wrote:I bet she'd lick Foots' balls? That's if she could find them of course :D

Of course she will find them. They will have the jam smeared all over them!



mmmm strawberry i hope - thats how i would find them








too far?
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By Yudster
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Cute puppy foots.
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By foot-loose
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Ok, so I've had a few folk asking how she is doing blah de blah...

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We have this rubber brush thing that she likes playing with...
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdEHPFVvOS8][/youtube]

Be honest - if you could lick yerself down there... you would!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4UJ_SqfDA0][/youtube]


There's more videos on youtube if anyone is arsed.
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By Munki Bhoy
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I showed this thread to my girlfriend. The conversation went a bit like this...

Me: Come here, I want to show you something. You'll like it!
Her: What? (She wanders over) Aww! A puppy!
Me: Told you you'd like it.
Her: Look at it's wee face! It's just a wee fella!
Me: Bella, it's a girl.
Her: Whose is it?
Me: Eh... a guy off this site.
Her: What site are you on? It doesn't look like <the other message board I spend too much time on>
Me: It's not. It's... eh... another one.
Her: What one?

I scroll up to reveal the banner at the top of the page, she sighs, shakes her head and walks off mumbling something like "sad bastard, you and your man crush".

I knew I was asking for trouble. Damn you and your cute puppy!
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