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By Munki Bhoy
#355458
Okay, maybe not exactly the fact that Yuds is back, more the fact that I switched this on and there was nearly a page full of threads to read! So perhaps I meant that making me smile is noticing that Yuds is making up for lost time!
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By Yudster
#355459
Munki Bhoy wrote: Yuds is making up for lost time!

Ha, not at all - I worked out that I have responded to less than 3% of the stuff I read today! Took forever, damn my annoying need to at least skim everything.

And it's ok Munki, I knew you weren't trying to be nice.
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By MK Chris
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Yudster wrote:I worked out that I have responded to less than 3% of the stuff I read today!

Geek.
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By Yudster
#355519
foot-loose wrote:*sniffs*

...

*sniffs some more*



...


*sniffs a weeeeee bitty more*







Yup. I can definitely smell wee.

Woo! Yuds is back!

At least it's only wee, bum-boy.
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By MK Chris
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Today I have been to the dentist for the first time in at least seven or eight years (I managed to find one who was taking NHS patients on) and it only cost me £44.60 including my next appointment where I have to have a filling and a thorough clean and polish apparently.
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By rustybike
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Nice one Tophs!

I went a couple of months ago for the first time in a couple of years and ended up paying around £55 (which included a tooth removal, check up fee, polishing and a filling) which was nice considering I was going to pay around £80 if my dentist had gone through with the route canal.
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By MK Chris
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(As an aside... 'Tophs' is just something silly that Viv came up with. If you absolutely must shorten my username, 'Toph' is much better and for the lazy amongst you, saves you a letter! Bonus!)
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By MK Chris
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Well done. What are your plans?
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By timp
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Thanks Topher, I'm going to uni to study French with Latin. I'm going to become a lazy * student!

I am pleased with the B because it was in Maths, completely different to French and Latin.
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By rustybike
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Topher wrote:(As an aside... 'Tophs' is just something silly that Viv came up with. If you absolutely must shorten my username, 'Toph' is much better and for the lazy amongst you, saves you a letter! Bonus!)


Apologies - I never realised, I just used it. I didn't know Viv made it up. Sorry Mr Topher-man-sir.
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By rustybike
#355548
Excellent news Timp!

Not only are you going to become a lazy student, you're going to acquire the student way of cooking! I believe my friend's delicacy is getting a can of beans, opening it and then eating it!
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By MK Chris
#355559
Your friend should be hung by his / her genitals.
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By rustybike
#355560
I know; he's a lazy bum.

Besides, I think he spends most of his money on booze; so beans must be the cheapest option; stupid git.
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By MK Chris
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I have just had a voicemail from Specsavers in Tonbridge Wells to confirm that my contact lenses are in and ready for collection. The problem is I've never been to Tonbridge Wells in my life, let alone the Specsavers there.

Charlalottie, pick them up and post them to me, eh?
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