[Morals]

Apparently November is plan your epitaph month. That being the case, here's mine....

Here lies Morals,
slowly decomposing

It's kind of morbid but it would make people laugh I reckon.

[Sam]

Your epitaph is what they write on your grave yeah?

[Bridgie]

Here lies an atheist,
All dressed up and,
No place to go

[Chief Erf]

£20 a letter
Bloody rip off
R.I.P Dude

[Uglybob]

id steal from Spike Milligan

"I Told You I Was Ill"

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ive heard this somewhere before but i'll steal it..... i'd have tiny little letters so you had to get up close to read that say "oi get off you are standing on my f**king head"

[jc]

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[ASG]

Death is not the end, and I'm living proof!

[ZAQAZ_]

Here lies my socks

[Sidders]

People say that you should be happy at funerals and celebrate the life of the deceased, but at my funeral I want everyone to be really sad and miserable.

[ASG]

Because you had a sad and miserable life?

[Sidders]

No, because I don't want people to be happy that I've died.

[Gigglyboots]

Gosh, I wouldn't want that. I want a celebration of my life (ok, so im still young, and not a lot to celebrate) but I would prefer people to remember the good times and not the bad with me. I'm too cheerful to want to see people cry.

[Sidders]

Yeah, but I wouldn't like to see people having fun if I'm not there to enjoy it myself. I'm probably just a bitter and twisted person though.

[Nablo.]

Yes! yes you are.

[Gigglyboots]

Lol - Nablo tells it as it is.

[Adam]

i don't like this thread...

[Gigglyboots]

Why not?

[Lawrie]

"He never slept with Gwen Stefani......."
"He never dated a model......"
" He did get off with his Ex Best mates sister "
DRLOZBAKER

[kendra k]

psh!

[Adam]

" He did get off with his Ex Best mates sister"

is he/she still your mate?.. talk about playing with petrol and matches

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[ASG]

Why not?

Maybe he's not as morbid as you?

[Nablo.]

That was scary for a second there I thought that ASG had been allowed in the members section, good job the topic had only been moved eh.

[Lawrie]

Ad- i dont really consider him a mate anymore but he thinks im his mate.....the best thing was i got off with her at his 18th birthday party at his house while he was stood around the corner!..she asked me if i wanted to play pass the sweet!!!!