Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
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By Yudster
#356295
Happy birthday J!
By Ezza
#356298
Happy Birthday Andy, if you read this, which you shouldn't do cause you should be enjoying your holiday, but happy birthday anyway!
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By rustybike
#356305
Happy Birthday!!

Have a fab day. Hope the weather your end is better than it is in Brighton.
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By Zoot
#356404
There are words that rhyme with 'Andy J'

'What do you say?
You are Gay
Won't you stay?
Fancy a lay?
Horses go 'Neigh'
Happy Birthday!!!!!

That is all.
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By Munki Bhoy
#356417
I may have to take a man strop at the lack of a birthday thread for me on Tuesday.

However, happy birthday Andy J.
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By Yudster
#356433
Munki Bhoy wrote:I may have to take a man strop at the lack of a birthday thread for me on Tuesday.

However, happy birthday Andy J.

Was it on the index page? I didn't see it....sorry! And belated happy birthday.
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By MK Chris
#356440
Munki Bhoy wrote:I may have to take a man strop at the lack of a birthday thread for me on Tuesday.

Birthday threads are overrated.
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By Munki Bhoy
#356543
That wasn't meant to be serious by the way. Even I wasn't that bothered about my birthday. Well, apart from the day off work, that bit was good.
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By AndyJ
#356896
Thanks for the birthday messages everyone! Sorry for the late reply, I have been on holiday and only got back yesterday.
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By Munki Bhoy
#356979
Being on holiday for your birthday is always a good thing. I only had the day off for mine, but it was still great. Getting away from it all is a great idea though, I might think about that next year... 8)
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By Yudster
#357020
You may get your stripes one day too, old bean.
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By Yudster
#357024
You'd better find someone who'll take them in that case, old bean.
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By Yudster
#357026
Who me? Never! Beadle Poke, I am your father.
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By Yudster
#357030
No - if they're too shiny everyone will see up your skirt.
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By Yudster
#357032
Well whoever told you that the floral print suited you was taking the piss, honestly.
By Ballbag
#357044
If I were to start throwing insults around the forum, I would have done it before posting a load of photos of me looking like a big fat ginger chav pissing on a load of plants. People in glass houses Beadle Poke.
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By Zoot
#357055
Is this a new game - 'Poking the beadle'?
One slight prod and he unleashes these great long posts with imaginitive and complex insults which end with loads of kisses...

I wanna go.

Beadle poke - All of your 'ladies' have hairy armpits and when you leave them in the morning they are unfulfilled.
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By Yudster
#357056
Of course they're unfulfilled - he only brings them home so he can steal their underwear.
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By Zoot
#357059
Ok, I asked my Mum, She said 'Oh it's the hairy men who are the best, just ask Beadle Poke'