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By Zoot
#357687
Ezza wrote:Haha... thats next on the list. :)

What? but you don't smoke or drink cid....ohhh, see....
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By Bruvva
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Yudster wrote:
Bruvva wrote:Being overtaken by Paula Radcliffe in the 10km I did yesterday amused me. I had at least a 10 minute head start on her as she was in the wave after me and she zoomed past me at the 5km mark - she can't half shift, that woman.

How did the run go in general, without comparison to the marathon world record holder?!



It went well enough, I overtook more than I was overtaken so I see that as a plus.
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By dimtimjim
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SAV1OUR wrote:I'm sorry.. but one particular aspect of this video about 'Gustav' is making me laugh:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7592459.stm

Just stay tuned for the bloke who loses his cap at the end, the funny bit is when he actually runs after it?! Get inside! Stay safe?! 8O



I dunno whats funnier, the fact he runs after it, or that once he has changed his mind, the problems he has stopping running!!!!
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By S4B
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Bruvva wrote:
Yudster wrote:
Bruvva wrote:Being overtaken by Paula Radcliffe in the 10km I did yesterday amused me. I had at least a 10 minute head start on her as she was in the wave after me and she zoomed past me at the 5km mark - she can't half shift, that woman.

How did the run go in general, without comparison to the marathon world record holder?!



It went well enough, I overtook more than I was overtaken so I see that as a plus.


But other than the snails and small children how did you get on?
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By Bruvva
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S4B wrote:But other than the snails and small children how did you get on?


Meh you're just jealous as you find it hard enough to run a bath, let alone 10k.
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By S4B
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Bruvva wrote:
S4B wrote:But other than the snails and small children how did you get on?


Meh you're just jealous as you find it hard enough to run a bath, let alone 10k.


Baths I'm good at! Candles, bubbles, perfect temperature. Oooh think I'll have one now.

Making me smile today are my boys learning to tie ties. Very amusing.
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By MK Chris
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Have they not had to wear one until now? I had to wear one at first school, so I learned to tie a tie at quite an early age.

Mind you, that doesn't mean I'm great at it now.
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By Yudster
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I'm pleased to say that whilst uniform is insisted upon at Joels school, ties are not part of it! Putting small children in ties seems like a particularly pointless thing to do.
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By MK Chris
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Come to think of it, my first first school (if that makes sense) made us wear ties, but when we moved house, my second one didn't. I don't think I had to wear them until secondary school after that, but I could be wrong.
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By dimtimjim
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S4B wrote: Number 1 son is still cross.


Clip on, for him?!

And do I assume correctly that S4B is a teacher?! Mentioned 20 boys in her class, I kinda assume teacher.... If so, good for you, both my wrinklies are teachers so I know how much hard work is involved....
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By S4B
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He actually doesn't have to wear a tie at his school.

I am not a teacher! I have a top secret job that is not allowed to be mentioned on here any more as it annoys various members of the board owing to its coolness!
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By dimtimjim
#357892
S4B wrote:He actually doesn't have to wear a tie at his school.

I am not a teacher! I have a top secret job that is not allowed to be mentioned on here any more as it annoys various members of the board owing to its coolness!


20 boys, but not a teacher................

Pimp??? SAS trainer???? Clown School?!?!?!?

I give up.........
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By dimtimjim
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**waits slowly for the penny to drop**

Oh yeah!!! Right, I see now..... DOH!!

I tried being a pimp once, but just couldn't get on with the purple crushed velvet suit.....
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