[dimtimjim]

Going up to bonnie Scotland later today ready for meetings tomorrow, yippee!! Watch a couple of films on the train, free food and drink in lovely hotel tonight, lay in till 8am tomorrow (made better by fact Chris is off so I don't have to set alarm for 6:30 to put on radio!!).... Life is good...!!

Will catch up in here later in the week....

[Vivienne]

Welcome to Scotland. Which part are you visiting?

[Munki Bhoy]

Aren't we north of "oop nowfth"?

[foot-loose]

I've got an iceberg in my back garden.

[Andy B]

If that's some kind of euphemism then I don't want to know any more about it.

[foot-loose]

To be honest, the first thing I typed was "I have a polar bear in my back garden". At least with an iceberg, you might manage to get some sorta lettuce gags on the go instead of just filth.

[Andy B]

Well you know what they say, dirty mind - clean botty!

[Yudster]

You wipe your arse with lettuce?

[Sunny So Cal]

Given the choice between a polar bear or lettuce, I bet he would.

[dimtimjim]

Welcome to Scotland. Which part are you visiting?

Kirkcaldy.... All went well, got rained on waiting for train to leave, otherwise very productive meeting. Although I have left my drawings etc in the car this morning, DOH! 5hrs sleep for ya!!

And as for the thread after that question, foot-loose, i'm pleased for you, but odd.... And as for toilet practise, I can see the merrits of using lettuce if chilled correctly, although I can't help but think ham would be better.....

[Yudster]

Ok, tip of the day - if you are being given lunch by either Andy B or dimjimtim, avoid the salad.

[DevilsDuck]

And as for toilet practise, I can see the merrits of using lettuce if chilled correctly, although I can't help but think ham would be better.....

You want too rub meat on your bum-hole?

Out of the two, I would choose the polar bear

[foot-loose]

I've never been that into bears to be honest.