[Boboff]

Hello I'm Neil and I'm an alcoholic.

Be nice to me its my first time here. No. Wait. It isn't.

*runs away*

Dog, hi.

Do you fancy some saucy web cam action ?

You won't regret it in the morning I promise.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Depends how good the zoom is?

[Yudster]

Its great. Just one look and then your heart'll go "boom".

[joesoul1]

Hi Folks
I,am new on here as may guess.
My names Wyn
From Ashington in Northumberland
Never used to listern to the show as I thought Chris was up his own arse. BUT started to listern in about six months ago and I got to say i was wrong I`ve never laughed so much in the mornings. Now am hooked great show welldone to you all.
Cheers

[GavJB]

Hi,

Gavin from Torbay,

Love the show

Like baking.

See you around.

Gav.

[S4B]

Ok............................. strange newbies!
Welcome, I think.

[GavJB]

Thanks!

Cake?

Gav.

[S4B]

Nah I don't like cake that much

Thanks though!

[MK Chris]

Wyn? That's a silly name. Sounds Welsh.

[S4B]

OI! behave and play nicely Mr Topher!

[MK Chris]

I am behaving. I just think it's a silly name (and it definitely sounds Welsh.)

[Yudster]

I like cake. I like Northumberland. Hello new people.

[kennicus]

Hi all Im 32 female living in aldershot ex army.......and ive never been in a "forum" before...sounds rude.....just got curious when I heard chris talking about it the other day......

[foot-loose]

Hullo.

Why does a forum sound rude?

[S4B]

Welcome Kennicus. Watch out for..............
Topher - he's a pedant.
Foot-Loose smells of wee.
Yudster bites (so don't feed her).
Cat has so many Asbos we've lost count.
Zooty is a sweetie.
Lottie is a bit dizzy but lovely
Sunny So Cal is a beautiful American who thinks she's ugly
Ballbag is sexy (at least he thinks so)
Andy B has delusions of grandeur

I could go on but I'm bored now and I'm sure I'll get hammered for all of those comments. Oh I'm .............. well I'll leave that to the others.

[foot-loose]

No. Yudster smells of wee. Topher sometimes does as well.

Pay attention.

[MK Chris]

While I am honoured to be top of someone's list, I feel foot-loose's 'pot kettle' image (which I can't be arsed to find right now) is appropriate.

[S4B]

I've given up being pedantic! Had you not noticed?

Foots it's you that smells of wee! Go change your bag!

[foot-loose]

Bag?

You're a bag.

[Yudster]

Foots actually smells of tainted poo.

[foot-loose]

How do you taint poo?

[Yudster]

Oh you sweet, innocent little gayer...........

[xtwinklepiex]

Hi, well after introducing myself in the chatroom last week, and chatting on there again this morning, Zoot has sent me here!

Not sure what to post but here goes...

I'm 27, married with 3 kids age 8, 5 and 3 and live in Devon. I've been listening to Chris Moyles for a couple of years now usually while in the car on the school run as the kids like to dictate the tv in a morning so I can't listen via sky, dont have any radio's in the house so its sky or online!

Hope to get to know you all!

Twinkle

[Yudster]

Well you live in Devon, so a) I'm jealous and b) you should talk to Devils Duck who has just moved back there. Whereabouts are you?

[foot-loose]

Hullo new person. Welcome to the party.