[The Cornishman]

If someone is called Jason and they decide to start up a mobile kebab selling business would it be good marketing strategy to call it Jasons Donner Van?

[The Cornishman]

Do you think Richard Madely employs someone to pick out his ties or does he do it himself?

[The Cornishman]

If David Letterman and Cher got into a fight who would win?

[The Cornishman]

I've got a problem.The problem happens when I'm cooking,Jonny.I'll be whipping up the butter just like they say and the TV will turn on.All by itself.So I go and lie down for a while.When I wake up the TV is still on,but the butter has burned and ruined the pan.What do I do Jonny?

[The Cornishman]

If you stood in a room 1'100 feet underground wearing earplugs and a helmet made of 3-foot thick insulation would you look like a giant Mr Microphone?

[The Cornishman]

I have noted that the traditional heart you see on Valentines Day cards is actually shaped nothing like a human heart.I think they look more like a red butt,but maybe you have a better answer?

[Bridgie]

tonight i read my tea leaves for the first time but i actually have no knowledge on the subject. i saw an image of a car with spikes on the front ramming me into a lava filled giant kfc family bucket while a clown jabbed me with a stick

is this a bad sign?

[The Cornishman]

If a painter paints a picture of you picking your nose and later becomes famous,would you sell the painting?

[The Cornishman]

Have you ever been to a movie where the characters talk specifically to you? Do they genuinely seem to like you as a person,or are you just someone to talk to?

[The Cornishman]

If you were the toast of the town, would you be buttered or plain (metaphorically speaking)?

[The Cornishman]

How do fractions work?

[Sidders]

Are you getting pissed of with all these stupid questions from Cornishman?

[Nablo.]

Nope I just havn't read any.

[Gigglyboots]

You are one curious dude.

[The Cornishman]

Does Jeremy Beadle have special gloves taylor made for him-or does he just buy some left handed junior mittens?

[The Cornishman]

You are one curious dude.

And you are a star

[Gigglyboots]

Thank you,
Ah your very funny

[Sidders]

Nope I just havn't read any.

It was a question for Jonny.

[Nablo.]

I know just felt like answering

[Jonny Hoare]

1. the cornish man, hilda ogden, gorgonzola, yes, no no yes no yes probaly, i'll see what i can do, kevin keegan, hagrid yes no no

2. sidla can you name this girl??? Could you give a name for this young filly

3. ads leave of the narcoptics

[Sidders]

Her name's Charlotte and she has very lovvvlery knockers indeed.

[Jonny Hoare]

charlotte what? how old? what she doing?

[Sidders]

I think her surname's White, but I can't remember exactly, she's 20 and she's doing Behavioral Science at Sheffield Hallam Uni.

[Jonny Hoare]

nah don't know her
do you know neil warnock

[Sidders]

No, why? Should I?