How songs should have been sung according to you!

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How songs should have been sung according to you!#361387

By yorkypudd - Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:03 am

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:03 am #361387

I remember a three degrees song...."My Simple Heart" which I always wanted to sing "bicycle parts" too....can you think of any songs which made you sing other words to other than what they should have been?

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Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361401

By Andy B - Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:37 am

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:37 am #361401

Hmm Purple Haze - Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

Out of Space - I'll take your brain to another dimension - They closed the kitchen!

Pretty Fly for a White guy - The world needs a one eyed Pizza.

To name but a few.

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Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361410

By Yudster - Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:20 am

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:20 am #361410

Tonight, I sellotape my glove to you..........

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Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361418

By Bruvva - Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:37 am

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:37 am #361418

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

Some good ones on here.

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Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361420

By Andy B - Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:39 am

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:39 am #361420

Keep on, to the Post Office, don't stop till you get it up.

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Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361424

By foot-loose - Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:47 am

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:47 am #361424

The Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just the girl who proves that I am the one, but the jetison of my sign.

Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361426

By Zoot - Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:59 am

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:59 am #361426

There's a great line in 'Bat out of hell' that goes - 'Cilla Black fan on a bike'

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Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361428

By Nicola_Red - Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:02 am

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:02 am #361428

Andy B wrote:Purple Haze - Scuse me while I kiss this guy..

That's how Jimi used to sing it live...whilst pointing at his bass player

In early series of Buzzcocks they used to have a round where the contestants would guess the song lyrics and one they used was Blur's Song 2 and they pointed out that the line at the end of the chorus, the line "cos I need you" sounds like he's singing "is there any jam". Now whenever I hear that song that's all I can think of.

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Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361435

By Yudster - Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:32 am

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:32 am #361435

nicola_red wrote:In early series of Buzzcocks they used to have a round where the contestants would guess the song lyrics and one they used was Blur's Song 2 and they pointed out that the line at the end of the chorus, the line "cos I need you" sounds like he's singing "is there any jam". Now whenever I hear that song that's all I can think of.

"all of the time I never see what I'm eating. Is that really ham?" was another option offered on that show I seem to remember. But the actual lyric is "pleased to meet you", not "cos i need you". It sounds nothing like either of them though!

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Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361454

By Munki Bhoy - Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:03 pm

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:03 pm #361454

I have a similar problem with My Heart Will Go On by Celene Dion. Thanks to a Peter Kay stand up act, I now hear "I believe that the hot dogs go on".

Which, to be honest, improves the song.

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Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361470

By MK Chris - Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:49 pm

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:49 pm #361470

Don't tell my heart, my eggy brekky heart.

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Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361497

By Munki Bhoy - Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:22 pm

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:22 pm #361497

Topher wrote:Don't tell my heart, my eggy brekky heart.

Is it still funny that he's Hannah Montana's dad?

Which reminds me, the first time I heard that song of hers I thought the lyrics were "My best friend Lesley says she's just being Mardy". It was only when they got to the end of the song and I heard it was my Miley Cyrus that it clicked!

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Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361514

By foot-loose - Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:34 pm

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:34 pm #361514

Topher wrote:Don't tell my heart, my eggy brekky heart.

hahahaha

I like that.

Re: How songs should have been sung according to you!#361539

By Sunny So Cal - Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:07 pm

- Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:07 pm #361539

My husband's best friend when they were growing up thought the line in The Police song, "Don't Stand So Close To Me" was "This girl is half diseased" -- which, OF COURSE, would be why the teacher didn't want the girl to stand so close to him...

They still sing it that way when it comes on.