[Zoot]

Can you -

Read music notation?
Use chopsticks?
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds?
Swim?
Bake bread without looking at a recipe?
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds?
Eat a hot curry?
Juggle?
Change a nappy?
Ride a motorbike?
Play a musical instrument?
Skate board?
Gut a fish?
Cook a roast dinner?
Sing?
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'?
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody?
Kick higher than your head?
Crack your knuckles?
Drive a car?
Put somebody into the recovery position?
Curl your tongue?
Get your foot behind your head?
Whistle?

[Boboff]

No

[Console]

Read music notation?
Use chopsticks?
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds?
Swim?
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds?
Juggle?
Ride a motorbike?
Play a musical instrument?
Sing?
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'?
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody?
Kick higher than your head?
Crack your knuckles?
Drive a car?
Get your foot behind your head?
Whistle?
Change a nappy?

Yes.

Eat a hot curry?

How hot is 'hot'? Or is it one of those 'if you have to ask' situations?

Bake bread without looking at a recipe?
Put somebody into the recovery position?
Skate board?
Gut a fish?
Cook a roast dinner?

Never tried.

Curl your tongue?

No.

[TIAL]

Read music notation?
Use chopsticks?
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds?
Swim?
Play a musical instrument?
Cook a roast dinner?
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'?
Crack your knuckles?
Drive a car?
Put somebody into the recovery position?
Whistle?

Yes.

Bake bread without looking at a recipe?
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds?
Juggle?
Change a nappy?
Ride a motorbike?
Skate board?
Gut a fish?
Eat a hot curry?
Sing?
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody?
Kick higher than your head?
Curl your tongue?
Get your foot behind your head?

No.

[Zoot]

Bake bread without looking at a recipe?
Put somebody into the recovery position?
Skate board?
Gut a fish?
Cook a roast dinner?

Never tried.

I meant 'Can you?' as in 'Do you know how to?'

[Munki Bhoy]

Fail.

[Cestrian]

Read music notation? No
Use chopsticks? No
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds? Yes
Swim? Yes
Bake bread without looking at a recipe? No
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds? No
Eat a hot curry? Yes
knit? No
Change a nappy? No...But I will be able to soon.....I'll have to.
Ride a motorbike? Yes...but not legally.
Play a musical instrument? Yes....The triangle.
Skate board? Yes
Gut a fish? No
Cook a roast dinner? No
Sing? Yes
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'? Yes. Ha ha ha!!
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody? Yes
Kick higher than your head? Yes....My claim to fame is that I can kick a crossbar in football.
Crack your knuckles? No
Drive a car? Yes....but not legally.
Put somebody into the recovery position? Yes
Curl your tongue? Yes
Get your foot behind your head? No
Whistle? Yes

[Andy B]

Read music notation? - Yes
Use chopsticks? -Yes
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds? - Yes
Swim? - Yes
Bake bread without looking at a recipe? - No
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds? - No
Eat a hot curry? - Yes
Juggle? - Yes
Change a nappy? - Yes
Ride a motorbike? - No
Play a musical instrument? - No
Skate board? - Yes
Gut a fish? - No
Cook a roast dinner? - Yes
Sing? - Yes
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'? - Yes
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody? - Yes
Kick higher than your head? - If I'm lying down
Crack your knuckles? - No
Drive a car? - No
Put somebody into the recovery position? - Yes
Curl your tongue? - Yes
Get your foot behind your head? - No
Whistle? - Yes

[AndyJ]

Read music notation? no
Use chopsticks? yes
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds? yes
Swim? badly
Bake bread without looking at a recipe? no
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds? not sure, might try tonight
Eat a hot curry? no
Juggle? no
Change a nappy? yes
Ride a motorbike? no
Play a musical instrument? yes - drums
Skate board? no
Gut a fish?no
Cook a roast dinner? yes
Sing? does singstar count?
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'? no
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody? no
Kick higher than your head? no
Crack your knuckles? no
Drive a car? yes
Put somebody into the recovery position? no
Curl your tongue? yes
Get your foot behind your head? no
Whistle? no

I'm crap!

[MK Chris]

Read music notation? - No, I used to be able to, but I wouldn't be able to remember now.
Use chopsticks? - Do me a favour, I'm still struggling with a knife and fork.
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds? - *tries* Quite easily actually.
Swim? - A bit.. currently learning.
Bake bread without looking at a recipe? - No.
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds? - Yes.
Eat a hot curry? - No. To me, a rogan josh is hot. I can just about do that.
Juggle? - With two. Badly.
Change a nappy? - Yes.
Ride a motorbike? - Ask my Canadian relative, whose mini bike I rode into a wood pile. Although I was 12 at the time, I've not tried since.
Play a musical instrument? - I used to play the cornet, I wouldn't have a clue now. I've managed to dig out my learner guitar in the move though, I may start learning that.
Skate board? - I struggle to walk in a straight line, even when sober... so no.
Gut a fish? - No.
Cook a roast dinner? - Yes.
Sing? - Badly.
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'? - No.
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody? - No.
Kick higher than your head? - If I duck.
Crack your knuckles? - Yes, but I don't because cracking bones make me cringe so much.
Drive a car? - Yes.
Put somebody into the recovery position? - I used to be able to, I'm not sure I remember how to do it though.
Curl your tongue? - Yep - both ways.
Get your foot behind your head? - No.
Whistle? - Badly.

[Sunny So Cal]

Can you -
Read music notation?
Bake bread without looking at a recipe?
Juggle?
Ride a motorbike?
Play a musical instrument?
Skate board?
Gut a fish?
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'?
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody?
Put somebody into the recovery position?
Get your foot behind your head?

No or not anymore.

Use chopsticks?
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds?
Swim?
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds?
Eat a hot curry?
Change a nappy?
Cook a roast dinner?
Sing?
Kick higher than your head?
Crack your knuckles?
Drive a car?
Curl your tongue?
Whistle?

Yes.

[Bruvva]

Read music notation? - Just
Use chopsticks? - Ha, metal eating implements > primitive bits of twig
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds? - yup
Swim? - Yup
Bake bread without looking at a recipe? - No.
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds? - Yes.
Eat a hot curry? - Not really, I'm intolerant to whatever spices so I go bright red and sweat if I eat so much as a korma - do like them though
Juggle? - No
Change a nappy? - No
Ride a motorbike? - No
Play a musical instrument? - I used to play the violin but got kicked out of the class for demonstrating how to play a forward defensive shot in cricket.
Skate board? - No
Gut a fish? - No.
Cook a roast dinner? - Yes.
Sing? - No
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'? - I'd rather eat my own entrails
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody? - See above
Kick higher than your head? - No
Crack your knuckles? - Yes
Drive a car? - No
Put somebody into the recovery position? - Yes *is certified first aider*
Curl your tongue? - No
Get your foot behind your head? - No
Whistle? - No

[Bruvva]

Use chopsticks? - Ha, metal eating implements > primitive bits of twig

Eating WITH, obv.

Although, thinking about it, both hold true.

[foot-loose]

Can you -

Read music notation? Yes... kinda
Use chopsticks? No. But I can play them on the piano.
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds?

*opens clock*
*gasp*
40
45
50
55
*gasp*

I managed 57 seconds.

Swim? Yes. Like a fish. Or a whale. Or perhaps a sinking ship.
Bake bread without looking at a recipe? No.
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds? Yes. Not of beer though.
Eat a hot curry? Can I? Yes. Will I? Mmmm, maybe.
Juggle? You noez what I can do with a decent setz of balls.
Change a nappy? into what?
Ride a motorbike? God no! Dangerous fecking things.
Play a musical instrument? Yes. The drums. All at once!
Skate board? Yes. I also can provide bed and breakfast for Haddock and Sole. Shellfish are not allowed.
Gut a fish? Yes. No-one else can. That makes me amazing!
Cook a roast dinner? I've never done it, but I imagine its doable. I can gut a fish for Gods sake!
Sing? Like a choir of angels.
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'? Is it the full version?

As far as I know, it goes something like this:

*clears throat*

Well this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to just sit right here
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In West Philladelphia, born and raised,
On a playground was where I spent most of my days
Da dada dool
And relaxing all cool, shooting some meatballs (??) outside my school
When a couple of guys that were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my momma got scared
She said "you're moving with you're aunty and uncle in Bel Air"

The cab pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I said to the cabbie "yo homie, smell ya later"
And I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince Of Bel Air.

I have no idea how close that is to the real thing.

Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody?

*clears throat*

Is this the real life... is this just fantasy...
Caught in a landslide..




Ach, never mind. Yes.

Kick higher than your head? Hahaha. No.
Crack your knuckles? Oh yes.
Drive a car? What's a car?
Put somebody into the recovery position? Kinda. I have a certificate to say I can. I tend to rely on people not being unconscious near me though.
Curl your tongue? Yes.
Get your foot behind your head? I'm not even going to try that for fear of getting stuck.
Whistle? Oh yes

[Zoot]

Footy wins.

[Nicola_Red]

Read music notation? I used to be able to...probably not anymore.

Use chopsticks? Nope.

Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds? I dunno. Definitely not about to try when I've got a cold.

Swim? Yup.

Bake bread without looking at a recipe? No, but I've never tried.

Down a pint in less than 10 seconds? Lord no.

Eat a hot curry? Up to and including madras yes, but vindaloo no.

knit? Kinda. I know what you do but I have trouble putting it into practice...

Change a nappy? Yeah, altho I haven't done for years.

Ride a motorbike? Never tried.

Play a musical instrument? Not really. I can pick out a tune on a keyboard/piano.

Skate board? God no, I fall over just walking, let alone anything else.

Gut a fish? I've never tried and I don't intend to!

Cook a roast dinner? If vegetarian counts yes, if not then see the above answer.

Sing? Yeah, a bit. I'm good at karaoke but I'd never make a popstar.

Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'? Yeah, even if footloose hadn't typed it all out above I still could have!

Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody? Yes again

Kick higher than your head? Nah.

Crack your knuckles? No, altho my right annula finger clicks every time I move my hand.

Drive a car? I never took a test, but I think I could propel one in an emergency.

Put somebody into the recovery position? Nope

Curl your tongue? I used to be able to before I had it pierced, but now the stud is in the way.

Get your foot behind your head? Nope

Whistle? Not really

[S4B]

Read music notation? Yep
Use chopsticks? Yep
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds? yes - about 43
Swim? Only on my back - have pathological fear of deep water though
Bake bread without looking at a recipe? Yes, used to do it every other day when I was a kid
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds? nope would love to be able to though
Eat a hot curry? hmm depends how hot, I can tolerate most heat but not really hot, Madras is my limit
Juggle? No but I would love to be able to
Change a nappy? Yep
Ride a motorbike? Never tried
Play a musical instrument? Yes I play flute
Skate board? not a chance, nor can I roller skate or Ice Skate
Gut a fish? Yes but I don't enjoy it
Cook a roast dinner? Yep all different types
Sing? Yes
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'? As long as the music is playing then yes otherwise I get lost
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody? yeah but as above
Kick higher than your head? doubt it
Crack your knuckles? yep
Drive a car? Yep but only an automatic
Put somebody into the recovery position? yes (slightly lapsed first aider, this reminds me I need to re take my course)
Curl your tongue? yep
Get your foot behind your head? Sadly not any longer although I am fairly flexible
Whistle? Yes and am cross my kids take after my husband and can't

[Zoot]

knit? Kinda. I know what you do but I have trouble putting it into practice...

Ohhh, the ghost of Markool89 strikes again....

[Yudster]

Read music notation? Yep, as long as its a vocal score not a piano one.
Use chopsticks? - Yes
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds? - Yes
Swim? - Yes
Bake bread without looking at a recipe? - Yes
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds? - Nope
Eat a hot curry? - I can, but I wouldn't enjoy it
Juggle? - No, despite many attempts to learn
Change a nappy? - Oh pu-LEASE!
Ride a motorbike? - No
Play a musical instrument? - I can play a lot of instruments badly. I can't play any single one well.
Skate board? - No
Gut a fish? - I can, but I prefer to get someone to do it for me
Cook a roast dinner? - Yes - pretty * brilliantly too
Sing? - Yes - see previous answer
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air'? - No
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody? - Yes
Kick higher than your head? - Probably - hang on............ouch........no.
Crack your knuckles? - No
Drive a car? - Yes
Put somebody into the recovery position? - Yes
Curl your tongue? - Yes
Get your foot behind your head? - Not since I tried to kick higher than my head...........
Whistle? - Yep. Very annoyingly apparently.

[foot-loose]

Drive a car? Yep but only an automatic

That's not driving. That's just steering.

[Yudster]

Drive a car? Yep but only an automatic

That's not driving. That's just steering.

Totally true. Automatics are for lazy people, incompetent drivers and Americans.

[foot-loose]

Manuals are more fun anyways.

[Zoot]

Drive a car? Yep but only an automatic

That's not driving. That's just steering.

Totally true. Automatics are for lazy people, incompetent drivers and Americans.

And for people with only one arm lets not forget...

[Sunny So Cal]

Automatics are for lazy people, incompetent drivers and Americans.

*waves* Hi. Remember me?! We have manual transmissions here, too, you know. I've owned several. And, some of my hire cars that I've had whilst over there have been manuals, too. Ner.

[S4B]

And for people with only one arm lets not forget...

Thank you Zooty

Foots I know it's just steering but to be honest why does it matter? I only need a car to get me from A to B and then possibly on to C, why does it matter how I do it?