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foot-loose wrote:Am I stirring things good'n'proper here? 8)


Yes and I bet you'd like a longer spoon to stir with.

S4B wrote:Ezza's ex boyfriend's brother told Ez a lie


S4, how naive of you! I'm shocked.
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By foot-loose
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This is true.

The Beeb should buy her. I imagine she would be cheaper than Robin Hood and that Merlin thing that's on at the moment.

That said, she doesn't look like Jonas Armstrong. Cancel the above.
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By Andy B
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TIAL wrote:Making me smile today is the team going through Matt Fincham's DJ tapes this morning.
Annoying me is Chris' 'Miley Cyrus' impression. I don't know who she is and don't really want to.

Miley Cyrus is Frickin Awrsome Man.
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By Andy B
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Can't help it. It's infectious. Oh and I got to sit in the gallery of South East Today for their main 6.30 news programme. I'm sure you can guess what I thought of it but I will add this:

MY GOD! There were 3 people all talking at once to their minions who were in turn talking to each other and feeding back to their boss and talking to reporters and the producer and director were listening to it all and also talking and I have no idea how anyone understood anyone else. Everything could be heard by the presenters who acted as if they couldn't hear anything. I understood 3 words. Ready, camera and hell I can't even remember the third word. The rest of it sounded like gibberish. They all understood it all though and it was run like a military operation.

TV is scary and way more fun from the proper side.
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By S4B
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I'm not sure if this is making me smile or making me cross but I'm watching Jamie's Ministry of Food where he's trying to get people to eat healthily and the first 3 adverts in the break were for:

1: An offer on chocolate at a supermarket
2: A sugar coated cereal
3: A Computer game about shooting people

What the frick is going on? Did they miss the message? None of these things are going to help people get healthy!
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By TIAL
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S4B wrote:1: An offer on chocolate at a supermarket
2: A sugar coated cereal
3: A Computer game about shooting people

What the frick is going on? Did they miss the message? None of these things are going to help people get healthy!


1 and 2 I can understand, but how does #3 have any effect on people's eating habits? (bearing in mind the show wasn't about exercise)
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By Andy B
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Shooting people might. You'd need to do a lot of running to avoid getting caught then if they did catch you you'd have to live on a diet if just bread and water or porridge.
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By S4B
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TIAL wrote:
S4B wrote:1: An offer on chocolate at a supermarket
2: A sugar coated cereal
3: A Computer game about shooting people

What the frick is going on? Did they miss the message? None of these things are going to help people get healthy!


1 and 2 I can understand, but how does #3 have any effect on people's eating habits? (bearing in mind the show wasn't about exercise)


He was also dealing with obesity in Rotheram - it's hardly going to encourage a healthy lifestyle is it!?
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By S4B
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Hmm. My point is (just to prove it's not actually pointless) that I think the people who will be watching this will have been motivated to be a bit more healthy and then they get those three ads and they think "ooh that looks like much more fun" so the message is lost. The advert schedulers should have made sure that something healthy and maybe a healthy lifestyle ad would have been a little more appropriate.
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By Andy B
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Have fun in Egypt. Pick me up a Fez.
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By ladbroke
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Andy B wrote:Have fun in Egypt. Pick me up a Fez.


Thanks, I can't wait. Fez purchasing oppourtunites might be somewhat limited, due to the fact I'm intending to be horizontal for 90% of the holiday!
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By MK Chris
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This - it simply defies belief. I'm not trying to stir up a religious debate (we've had enough of them) - but surely whether you're Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Agnostic, or whatever, this is a stupid, stupid thing to try and do.
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By Munki Bhoy
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Topher wrote:This - it simply defies belief. I'm not trying to stir up a religious debate (we've had enough of them) - but surely whether you're Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Agnostic, or whatever, this is a stupid, stupid thing to try and do.


Ha ha. Idiots.

I do have a legal address.
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By Andy B
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So can we not sue homeless people then....true you wouldn't get much out of it other than a dog on a bit of string and maybe half a can of tennants but it's a fair enough question.

I liked his logical reasoning to prove that God was aware of the case....surely if he's a no-show then he get's a warrant out for his arrest or whatever we have in this country....where's Rusty when you need her?

Actually she could probably manage to get the cuffs on if it came to that.
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By Andy B
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So no chance of Sunny sueing a tramp for his dog on a string then?
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By S4B
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Topher wrote:This - it simply defies belief. I'm not trying to stir up a religious debate (we've had enough of them) - but surely whether you're Christian, Muslim, Atheist, Agnostic, or whatever, this is a stupid, stupid thing to try and do.


I truly believe that I have now seen and heard EVERYTHING!
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By rustybike
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My mum and the Mrs telling me how proud they were of me today; when they finally saw me in my full police uniform, is making me smile.
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