[foot-loose]

I hope you got a warning for that, because i did for my "abuse of members"
Oh hang probably not because your part fo the little clan that can get away with bloody murder!

Right, firstly, if you got all upset over what I said, then I totally apologise. However, I stand by what I said earlier - I have told pretty much everyone in "the little clan" to shut the fudge up on many occasions.

Secondly - at the time that I had posted that, there was a discussion going on in the "Google" thread which linked to the same phrase. My response to the discussion in there was: "the phrase (which I am now planning on registering for copyright on) "shut the * up" can be applied to anyone, anytime, anywhere. It is deliberatly offensive, degrading and funny to everyone whom it is not directed at. I was under the impression that most people on the forum 'got' that and those that didn't ... well, they don't last long anyways."

My response to you was posted after my post in the 'Google' thread, therefore the clause "It is ... funny to everyone whom it is not directed at." applies.

Thirdly - while I am using offensive language, you are well within your rights to turn on the swear filter. This would prevent you from seeing naughty words. How exactly me basically telling you to be quiet is "abusive", I doubt I shall ever know.

Fourthly - this 'little clan' of which you speak of - are these the people that gave you several chances to change the crap you were coming out with but you don't appeared to have listened to? A good number of these folk have lived a lot longer and have a lot more experience with the world than both me and you. It would do you some good to realise that just cos you have a different opinion to them, that they are wrong with what they are saying. The key to understanding is listening and absorbing.

Fifthly -

Im not saying stop everyone that wants to come in. Just stop/deport the people that sneak over on a lorry.

... there is a programme on Sky 1 called UK Border Force. All they seem to do is rip folk out the back of lorries. I think what you are suggesting is possibly already happening.


Lastly - shut the ... never mind.

[DannyBoy]

You could try download the ra files, depending on your connection it can take an 30 minutes to an hour..... instructions are here HERE

Does anyone else really struggle to get the damn iPlayer to work?!

I mean, brilliant idea, but EVERY programme I want to watch has a lengthy pause, before telling me 'This content is not working at the moment, please try later'.

NO!!!! I'VE ALREADY COME BACK LATER 5 TIMES!! AND WASTED 20 MINS EACH TIME TRYING!!!!! JUST WORK YOU F****** THING!!!!!!!!

Its just not funny, its really not.

[Console]

I think dimtimjim may be referring more to the TV side of the BBC iPlayer.

[foot-loose]

We would have known that if he had quoted ABOVE his post instead of below that. Surely, he must have difficulty understanding what everyone else who quotes normally is saying?

[Sunny So Cal]

What do you mean?

We would have known that if he had quoted ABOVE his post instead of below that. Surely, he must have difficulty understanding what everyone else who quotes normally is saying?

[S4B]

Hahahaha! Sunny I love you!

What do you mean?

We would have known that if he had quoted ABOVE his post instead of below that. Surely, he must have difficulty understanding what everyone else who quotes normally is saying?

[foot-loose]

What do you mean?

As soon as I hit the submit button, I wanted to do this gag.

Fair play.

[Sunny So Cal]

Bless. You're just too slow.

[DannyBoy]

Nope, no difficulty whatsoever.

We would have known that if he had quoted ABOVE his post instead of below that. Surely, he must have difficulty understanding what everyone else who quotes normally is saying?

[markool89]

Markool89

Toph is on top of Everest, and you on at the bottom of the deepest oceanic drift in the world, you are so much lower than him he would need a Nuclear Powered Telescope similar to that used to look for life on Uranus ,to be able to look down in you.

You are a silly boy, with racist views. As such you can not be considered a very pleasant person to have around. No one hear likes you, and many have told you to go. If this amusing for you, then fine I see your point in having a bit of fun with the regulars, but seriously, come on.

Bullshit! What exactly makes me racist? The fact that i want this country to be the best? Pfft! If you dont want that, then im probabaly right in thinking you voted for labour.

[markool89]

I hope you got a warning for that, because i did for my "abuse of members"
Oh hang probably not because your part fo the little clan that can get away with bloody murder!

Right, firstly, if you got all upset over what I said, then I totally apologise. However, I stand by what I said earlier - I have told pretty much everyone in "the little clan" to shut the fudge up on many occasions.

Secondly - at the time that I had posted that, there was a discussion going on in the "Google" thread which linked to the same phrase. My response to the discussion in there was: "the phrase (which I am now planning on registering for copyright on) "shut the * up" can be applied to anyone, anytime, anywhere. It is deliberatly offensive, degrading and funny to everyone whom it is not directed at. I was under the impression that most people on the forum 'got' that and those that didn't ... well, they don't last long anyways."

My response to you was posted after my post in the 'Google' thread, therefore the clause "It is ... funny to everyone whom it is not directed at." applies.

Thirdly - while I am using offensive language, you are well within your rights to turn on the swear filter. This would prevent you from seeing naughty words. How exactly me basically telling you to be quiet is "abusive", I doubt I shall ever know.

Fourthly - this 'little clan' of which you speak of - are these the people that gave you several chances to change the crap you were coming out with but you don't appeared to have listened to? A good number of these folk have lived a lot longer and have a lot more experience with the world than both me and you. It would do you some good to realise that just cos you have a different opinion to them, that they are wrong with what they are saying. The key to understanding is listening and absorbing.

Like i said before i dont care if you do tell me to "* off" or something like that. Its the fact that i got a warning for doing nothing. I was only trying to make a point.

Fifthly -

Im not saying stop everyone that wants to come in. Just stop/deport the people that sneak over on a lorry.

... there is a programme on Sky 1 called UK Border Force. All they seem to do is rip folk out the back of lorries. I think what you are suggesting is possibly already happening.

[/quote]

And you believe that they do that on a daily basis? HARDLY!!
Heres a fact for you.
200 illegal immegrants are coming into this country every day. But we cant produce 200 new houses every day. Its impossable, and wrong. We are concreting up our country for people that dont like us anyway.

[Johnny Karate]

And you believe that they do that on a daily basis? HARDLY!!
Heres a fact for you.
200 illegal immegrants are coming into this country every day. But we cant produce 200 new houses every day. Its impossable, and wrong. We are concreting up our country for people that dont like us anyway.

That's a very round number for a fact

impossable, and wrong.

"Impossible".................................and wrong.

[Yudster]

What exactly makes me racist?

The way you express your views is inherently racist. I know a few people who probably, broadly speaking, agree with the political and economic points you are making (not that they are right either), but because they are not inherently racist people they manage to put those views across without sounding like they are addressing a joint rally of The National Front and the BNP.

You, on the other hand, are a very ill-informed and inarticulate person who seems content to base his opinion on whatever the lowest common denominator of such things (ie The Sun) sees fit to falsify. If you improved your basic education and developed your intellect a little, you might be able to hold and express these reactionary views without seeming quite so ridiculous.

[markool89]

What exactly makes me racist?

The way you express your views is inherently racist. I know a few people who probably, broadly speaking, agree with the political and economic points you are making (not that they are right either), ....

How are they not right? Because you dont agree? Pfft! Just because you dont agree, doesnt make it not right!

You, on the other hand, are a very ill-informed and inarticulate person who seems content to base his opinion on whatever the lowest common denominator of such things (ie The Sun) sees fit to falsify. If you improved your basic education and developed your intellect a little, you might be able to hold and express these reactionary views without seeming quite so ridiculous.

I dont listen to any of the "facts" The Sun print. I know its all crap. Im getting my facts from watching the political programs and the news. So dont make me out to be a stupid kid, because i bloody am not!

[Yudster]

Its not me - or anyone else - making you look like a stupid kid, Mark, thats what I was trying to tell you.

[foot-loose]

And you believe that they do that on a daily basis? HARDLY!!
Heres a fact for you.
200 illegal immegrants are coming into this country every day. But we cant produce 200 new houses every day. Its impossable, and wrong. We are concreting up our country for people that dont like us anyway.

Aye - if you could respond to all the other points I made to you, I might spend more time looking into what you are babbling on about here.

I think the most important thing to take from this discussion is that it brought Johnny Karate out of the woodwork. From memory, he makes me laugh, so this is a good thing.

[Sunny So Cal]

And you believe that they do that on a daily basis? HARDLY!!
Heres a fact for you.
200 illegal immegrants are coming into this country every day. But we cant produce 200 new houses every day. Its impossable, and wrong. We are concreting up our country for people that dont like us anyway.

That's a very round number for a fact

Convenient, isn't it?

[Boboff]

Yes and they all have to have a house each ! Bastards.

Mark, please would you go and take your head for a shit, then please, amputate your arms so that you may never type such rubbish.

[Yudster]

I think the most important thing to take from this discussion is that it brought Johnny Karate out of the woodwork. From memory, he makes me laugh, so this is a good thing.

I thought this too.

[Johnny Karate]

I think the most important thing to take from this discussion is that it brought Johnny Karate out of the woodwork. From memory, he makes me laugh, so this is a good thing.

I thought this too.

aaah cheers fellows, no pressure then. By any chance have you forgotten my posts so I can re-use the same material?

[Munki Bhoy]

I've never read your posts, so feel free to entertain me with the same stuff

[foot-loose]

I think the most important thing to take from this discussion is that it brought Johnny Karate out of the woodwork. From memory, he makes me laugh, so this is a good thing.

I thought this too.

aaah cheers fellows, no pressure then. By any chance have you forgotten my posts so I can re-use the same material?

I've forgotten what I had for lunch.

Seriously.

What the hell did I have for lunch?

[Yudster]

Well, a safe bet would be deep fried haggis followed by deep fried Mars Bar.

[Boboff]

* in a Van ?

[Sunny So Cal]

Vodka and all of the above?