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By MK Chris
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The snow didn't settle here. Though I enjoyed Moyles' brief rendition of 'Informer' this morning due to the snow. 'Lick your bum bum now'.

chrysostom wrote:I'm gay?

I didn't realise having fabulous hair constituted homosexuality.

If it is, then colour me gay.

Ignore her, she thinks anyone she takes a fancy to is gay.
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By MK Chris
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foot-loose wrote:Having good hair is certainly not gay. If it were, Topher would obviously be swinging his handbag daily.

I don't have a handbag.

Where did I put my hair straighteners?
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By MK Chris
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chrysostom wrote:GHD?

What?
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By MK Chris
#363904
I've just had that explained to me by a couple of people on MSN.

As I told them, one of my table tennis teammates, Ryan, seriously has hair straighteners.
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By foot-loose
#363905
"people"??

Me and Cat are not just "people". We are Marks and Spencers oak roasted people, carved from the finest wood in all of Narnia.

And everyone has hair straightners (except me and you). All the cool kids are into them.
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By MK Chris
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foot-loose wrote:We are Marks and Spencers ... people

You mean similar to Piers Morgan?
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By Andy B
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I have fabulous hair and I'm bloody gorgeous too! I don't need GHD as I can get my own dates without resorting to drugs thankyou. Well apart from booze.
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By Yudster
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Topher wrote:Ignore her, she thinks anyone she takes a fancy to is gay.

Only as a precautionary measure, so she has a built in reason they won't shag her.

Andy B wrote:I have fabulous hair and I'm bloody gorgeous too! I don't need GHD as I can get my own dates without resorting to drugs thankyou. Well apart from booze.

No you don't, no you're not, no you can't because Mrs B won't let you out, and as for booze, I can believe it, given the known side effects.
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By chrysostom
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Andy B wrote:I have fabulous hair and I'm bloody gorgeous too! I don't need GHD as I can get my own dates without resorting to drugs thankyou. Well apart from booze.


Pics or it's not real
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By Andy B
#364014
Cute? CUTE?! I'M NOT BLOODY CUTE I AM A SEXY BASTARD!

Bloody cute my arse!
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By Yudster
#364028
He looks like Pat Sharp. That is not gorgeous.
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