Ah well you two will be pleased then, I've got about 20-30 of those on tape, copied about a third of those including:
Friday 26th March 1999 - It's Friday Afternoon at 4 O'clock & now live from Maxi Priest's Mini it's the Chris Moyles Show, coming up today Big Breakfast star Richard Bacon will be showing us his winkle in our new feature, ham-dinger, plus Shaggy will be teaching us about safe sex, sheepdogs & woolly carpets, but now please welcome the second best DJ in Britain 1998, it's Chris Moyles. - Again not with "Bad to the Bone tune" but a different one.
Monday 10th May 1999 - It's Monday Afternoon at 4 O'clock & now live from Skiddy Keks it's the Chris Moyles Show, coming up today Coronation Street star Jack Duckworth will be showing us his surgically enhanced bum cleavage in our new feature "Cracker Jack", plus we'll be meeting Porko Roban the chubby love warrior who smells great, but now please welcome the man with the permanent smile, it's Morrisey (from The Smiths, followed by Chris in a squeaky, happy voice "singing" with Vanilla Ice) - Not with "Bad to the Bone tune" but a different one.
Tuesday 4th January 2000 - It's Tuesday Afternoon at 4 O'clock & now live from Portugal it's the Chris Moyles Show, coming up today Gillian Taylforth will be speaking to people who have to use their hands to earn a living in our new feature, hand job, but now please put your hands in the air for the boy who just don't care, it's Chris Moyles.
Friday 14th April 2000 - It's Friday Afternoon at 3 O'clock & now live from Paris it's the Chris Moyles Show, coming up today we will have the French National Youth Choir singing acoustically in the live lounge in our new feature, Frog Chorus, but now please welcome the man who la-la-la-la-la-la likes to please , it's Chris Moyles. (Extended hour hence 3 O'clock rather than 4 O'Clock)
Friday 17th November 2000 - It's Friday Afternoon at 4 O'clock & now live from London it's the Chris Moyles Show, coming up today Monica Lewinsky will be in Sherwood Forest meeting the people who actually make a career out of archery in our new feature, Bow Job, but now meet a man who thinks archery sucks, it's Chris Moyles.
Monday 20th November 2000 - It's Monday Afternoon at 3 O'clock & now live from the home of Blue Pearl it's the Chris Moyles Show, coming up today the host of the Radio 1 Breakfast Show will be showing us how to look after our socks & stop them shrinking in our new feature, care-a-sox but now please welcome the man who socks smell like toe cheese, it's Chris Moyles. (Extra hour again)
Wednesday 6th December 2000 - It's Wednesday Afternoon at 4 O'clock & now live from London it's the Chris Moyles Show, coming up today John Cleese will be telling us how he wants to retire and open an Indian Takeaway in Torquay in our new feature, Balti Towers, but now please welcome the man who can't curry love, it's Chris Moyles. (Chris then tells Dave it's the worst pun he's ever done)
Tuesday 9th January 2001 - It's Tuesday Afternoon at 4 O'clock & now live from London it's the Chris Moyles Show, coming up today Nicole & Natalie Appleton will telling us how they left All Saints to set up their own footwear emporium in our new feature, pure shoes, but now please welcome a man whose just bought some new trainers, it's Chris Moyles. - I Believe that when the permanently extended to three O'Clock they changed to the short rocky one instead
There's a few others as well but I can't be arsed to write the other 3-4 at the mo
Regards, Johnny 1989
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