[Andy B]

I was referring to the trees actually. Haven't seen your dress.

[S4B]

There is a link! Your opinion please Mr B

[ladbroke]

I have found a dress for Friday night! http://www.newlook.co.uk/1562720/156272 ... tails.aspx it's gorgeous!! I am a very happy bunny.

STANDARD MENS ANSWER 'Yeah looks alright, can we go and look at the TV's in Comet now?'

[S4B]

hmph! Not impressed with that answer!

[ladbroke]

It's the truth! I seem to spend a large part of my life staring blankly into space inside bloody New Look. In the end I retreat to Costa coffee, have a cigarette and read the paper!

[S4B]

This is why I never take my husband shopping!

[ladbroke]

Women don't know how to shop! They buy shit loads of stuff without trying it on then take 70% of it back. Drives me mad. I go out for a new pair of jeans, and some t shirts and I've finished inside 25 mins. More time for Coffee and pointless electrical gadget shopping that way!

[S4B]

I rarely shop to be fair, I hate it

[Yudster]

I think its cruel to take men shopping. I hate the process myself, and to put Mr Yudster through it too wouldn't make it any easier. And everything takes twice as long when you have someone else with you. No, shopping, especially clothes shopping, is a solitary pursuit.

[Andy B]

S4B - it looks alright. That's my only answer when shopping. Drives my missus up the wall but it all looks the blody same to me.

[Ezza]

I like your dress S4B.

[foot-loose]

it looks like something out The Addams Family.

*pokes*

[tricks008]

S4B the dress is lovely, match with some black opaque tights and a black clutch bag but keep accessories simple!

[foot-loose]

I want to make a joke now about this sounding like Loose Women in here. But there is such an obvious one that I can't bring myself to do it.

Plus, I might get slapped with a wet trout.

[chrysostom]

Dress is really nice, what shoes do you have for it?

[S4B]

I have some gorgeous 3 inch heel black stilettos which will be perfect with it. Also have a black and diamante shrug and a lovely black clutch purse. Just need to find some tights/stockings and a non-metallic necklace. Hmm any ideas? Needs to be readily available on the high street as I haven't got time to wait for post!

Thanks for the compliments girls and the expected comments boys

**Reaches for wet trout to wield in Foots' direction**

[foot-loose]

You keep your wet fish away from me, crazy lady.

[ladbroke]

I have some gorgeous 3 inch heel black stilettos which will be perfect with it. Also have a black and diamante shrug and a lovely black clutch purse.

A shrug? What in gods name is a shrug? Is it a shawl? Or is it a typo?

[S4B]

A shrug? What in gods name is a shrug? Is it a shawl? Or is it a typo?

http://www.newlook.co.uk/1583480/158348 ... tails.aspx

A shrug!

[ladbroke]

Well done you've bought half a cardigan!

[S4B]

Hmph! It's very nice!

[Andy B]

CRAP GAG WARNING

Do you get it for half price?

[S4B]

Where are all the girls when you need them?! I rarely buy anything girlie and now I remember why!

[ladbroke]

Is this the same as a Bolero thingy? Mrs Ladbroke has something similar.

[MK Chris]

What in gods name is a shrug?

I believe it's when you move your shoulders up and down to show indifference.