[foot-loose]

I am a non smoker, did I mention it ?

Has your sperm count increased yet?

[MK Chris]

...and can you get it up now?

[eleanor]

Chris your hero smokes though, if you hate it then why do you like him, or do you just come on here to pick fault with everyone?

[foot-loose]

What?

Read Boboffs post from earlier (wherever the hell it is, can't be bothered finding it) . Adults can dislike and disagree about different things and different aspects of peoples character. This doesn't mean they then hate that person.

I dunno if your post is directed at Topher or not, but if so - he doesnt pick fault with everyone, just things he disagrees with, idiots, and idiots posting under a different username.

[MK Chris]

Topher ... doesnt pick fault with everyone, just things he disagrees with, idiots, and idiots posting under a different username.

Shut the * up, idiot.

[Sunny So Cal]

Ha. I like that Chris is our 'hero' -- it makes him sound very Indiana Jones.

Look, 'eleanor', we can still like Chris even though he smokes. I must say he was quite polite and put his cigarette out when I met him. He didn't sit there blowing smoke in my face, but then again, as he's my 'hero,' I suppose I wouldn't have minded...

[Boboff]

What?

Read Boboffs post from earlier (wherever the hell it is, can't be bothered finding it) . Adults can dislike and disagree about different things and different aspects of peoples character. This doesn't mean they then hate that person.

I dunno if your post is directed at Topher or not, but if so - he doesnt pick fault with everyone, just things he disagrees with, idiots, and idiots posting under a different username.

It does have a certain cretin like quality to the logic doesn't it !

[Yudster]

The smell, the residual mess, the stinging eyes, the sore throat, the inability to smell anything else because your nasal receptors have been numbed...

You forgot the pallid, yellow, crepe-paper skin and the pucker wrinkles and deep parentheses that they get around their mouths, too. And, that white paint and white curtains do not remain 'white' in a house with a smoker occupying it. They become a nasty, dingy yellow (like their teeth and fingers). Oh, and has it already been mentioned about the gloriously blackened, cancerous lungs? I'd hate to repeat anything.

Actually, I was only listing the effects on me of being a child in a house where people smoked, not the effect on the smokers themselves - which I believe is their own business.

Chris your hero smokes though, if you hate it then why do you like him, or do you just come on here to pick fault with everyone?

Strangely, when he is on the radio and I am in my car, or in my house, I can't smell him. Weird that, isn't it? Hi again by the way.

[eleanor]

The smell, the residual mess, the stinging eyes, the sore throat, the inability to smell anything else because your nasal receptors have been numbed...

You forgot the pallid, yellow, crepe-paper skin and the pucker wrinkles and deep parentheses that they get around their mouths, too. And, that white paint and white curtains do not remain 'white' in a house with a smoker occupying it. They become a nasty, dingy yellow (like their teeth and fingers). Oh, and has it already been mentioned about the gloriously blackened, cancerous lungs? I'd hate to repeat anything.

Actually, I was only listing the effects on me of being a child in a house where people smoked, not the effect on the smokers themselves - which I believe is their own business.

Chris your hero smokes though, if you hate it then why do you like him, or do you just come on here to pick fault with everyone?

Strangely, when he is on the radio and I am in my car, or in my house, I can't smell him. Weird that, isn't it? Hi again by the way.

Uh, when did you say hi to me. Are you stalking me. You say that he is not your hero but you like him and if you do you do because he smokes.

[chrysostom]

Chris isn't looking to foster. Point void.

I like george takei - he is gay, i am not. How does this work?

[MK Chris]

you like him and if you do you do because he smokes.

No, I don't like anyone because they smoke, in the same way that I don't dislike anyone because they don't smoke. Now you're just being silly.

[Nicola_Red]

So now we like chris because he smokes? Dear Lord. That's truly bizarre logic.

[Yudster]

So now we like chris because he smokes? Dear Lord. That's truly bizarre logic.

Yes - isn't it just like old times?!

[eleanor]

So now we like chris because he smokes? Dear Lord. That's truly bizarre logic.

Yes - isn't it just like old times?!

Why is it like old times then ? How did your parents smoke in front of you when you were evacuated in the War!

[Andy B]

Hmmm quotes are okay but an excessive use of smileys........voldemort? I give it a couple of hours until Console gets back.

[Yudster]

My mum was actually. She lived in London and she was evacuated out to Saffron Walden. She was 5 at the time. She didn't smoke then though.

[eleanor]

quote="Yudster"]My mum was actually. She lived in London and she was evacuated out to Saffron Walden. She was 5 at the time. She didn't smoke then though.[/quote]

Did she make Saffron buns instead.

[Boboff]

tit!

[Yudster]

No, she remembers planting potatos in the garden of the house she stayed at.

[Andy B]

See! Can't get the quotes right. My theory is proved. I rest my case ladies and gentlemen.

[eleanor]

sorry, it's not easy and I got it right three times!!!!!!!

What is your theory. I have a theory about people who like Chris Moyles!!!! See my other great comments on the other thread.!!

[MK Chris]

So, the question begs to be asked, if you don't like Moyles, what are you doing here?

[Zoot]

quote="Yudster"]My mum was actually. She lived in London and she was evacuated out to Saffron Walden. She was 5 at the time. She didn't smoke then though.

Did she make Saffron buns instead.[/quote]



HAHAHAHAHA
Hi Viv, welcome back!!!!

[Sunny So Cal]

what are you doing here?

I think you mean to ask 'what are you doing BACK here?' It's like a damned revolving door. Oh, Console!

[Chris]

It's not Viv, it's someone else on the board. I won't spoil his fun by explaining who, but if it doesn't get funny quickly, the alter-ego will be removed.