[foot-loose]

and the answer to your private message you sent me is NO, I won't meet you and spread a mix of lime jelly, marmite and peanut butter over you left nipple while mixing a bowl full of ky jelly and fizzy cola bottles with my left foot to the rhythm of Barry Whites greatest hits you weird weird individual. Can't we just go and see the new bond film?

Im into all that AND I want to see the bond film! Howzaboutit?

[foot-loose]

no chance. She would eat the jelly, marmite and peanut butter! (unless that was the plan ... )

[S4B]

Do you anticipate your bday topic and can't help but log on throughout the day to see which stranger you'll never meet unless you're called S4B that might have left you a meaningless message telling you to have a 'great birthday' and hopes that 'all your dreams come true'

I don't understand this sentence, I think it lacks punctuation. Why did I get dragged into it?! I haven't been here much over the last couple of weeks, are you missing me Beadle, is that why I got a mention?

[Bonanzoid]

Beadle kinda reminds me of Dr. Cox from Scrubs, only a bit more smarmy and self-righteous.

[Yudster]

I bet he hasn't got a body like John McGinley though.

[Boboff]

Do you anticipate your bday topic and can't help but log on throughout the day to see which stranger you'll never meet unless you're called S4B that might have left you a meaningless message telling you to have a 'great birthday' and hopes that 'all your dreams come true'

I don't understand this sentence, I think it lacks punctuation. Why did I get dragged into it?! I haven't been here much over the last couple of weeks, are you missing me Beadle, is that why I got a mention?

Um I think it was this as well

I just don't feel the need to wish some deranged 40 something nymph woman who's groundhog day to day life that consists of waking up, being hammered, spending the day on the CM site, cooking dinner, more CM site, being hammered, and then going to sleep insincere messages, for instance? Anyone who gets a buzz or feels rejected when they do or don't get a birthday message seek help, immediately.

I wouldn't hold out much hope for a card this year.

[S4B]

Meh, I wasn't expecting one to be honest. I will deal with my disappointment in my usual stoic way.