[English Bob]

Tonight I will be committing a culinary crime. By this I mean cooking something which is a crime against all food lovers everywhere! My culinary crime for tonight will be some Sainsburys Four Cheese Instant Pasta....with tomato puree as a sauce. If Italians saw me eating this, they might just kill me on the spot

What culinary crimes do you commit?

[Munki Bhoy]

Corn flakes... without milk.

Yeah, lame.

[Bonanzoid]

McDonalds Drive-Thru.

[Andy B]

The other night I decided to defrost the freezer so had a gouremt meal of:

2 seasons mini chicken fillets
3 sausages
3 spring rolls
4 onion rings
1/2 a garlic baguette.

Yummy!

[foot-loose]

I once put cheese on a chinese cos it was that boring.

indian > chinese.

[Bonanzoid]

I'm with you there Fewtz.

[MK Chris]

In general I agree, but you can get * good Chinese and * bad Indians, so it all depends where you're getting it from.

[Johnny 1989]

Dailylea spread with Marmite sandwiches or Cheese, pickle & sliced gerkins in a sandwich, tastier than it sounds

[Yudster]

Shreddies made into tiny sandwiches with butter. SO much better than with milk.
Pasta with grated cheese and tomato ketchup. Surprisingly delicious (thanks to the daughter's boyfriend for that one).
Supermarket Bombay Potatos microwaved with a tin of shrimps or prawns (must be a tin, doesn't work with frozen) dumped in.
Crumpets toasted and spread with marmite, topped with cottage cheese. Thats not only delicious, but low calorie and low fat! Still a crime though.
Digestive biscuits with butter, cheddar cheese and marmalade. Try it, its fab.
Frozen Hash Browns. A real secret treat.

I really could go on here.............

[chrysostom]

I like butter.

But i only seem to have it with a bought breakfast...

[English Bob]

Frozen Hash Browns. A real secret treat.

This one worries me about the future of your health!

[MK Chris]

Pretty much everything I eat that's not cooked at my mum's house is a culinary crime..

[ladbroke]

[quote="Yudster"] Digestive biscuits with butter, cheddar cheese and marmalade. Try it, its fab.quote]

We have digestive biscuits with onion chutney and stilton, bloody gorgeous!
Thick white toast, butter and 'cheese' slices. Never been near a cow I bet....
Bombay bad boy pot noodle
Kit Kat and salt n vinegar crisps, in the same mouthful.
Sainsburys microwave doner kebabs
Rustlers burgers, 90 seconds and done!
Cheese cubes served at the bar in the pub. I know they're covered in 7 different peoples piss, but it's not killed me yet!

[Johnny 1989]

Pork Scratchings are a acquired taste, as FHM called them "Artery Cloggers" abotu five years back

[Yudster]

You have an obsession with buttering things.

Two out of the six things I posted were buttered. How is that an obsession?

Frozen Hash Browns. A real secret treat.

This one worries me about the future of your health!

I do cook them! I just mean the ones from the freezer cabinet at the shop, rather than making them myself. its only about once a year anyway.

[Yudster]

Cheese cubes served at the bar in the pub. I know they're covered in 7 different peoples piss, but it's not killed me yet!

Sorry for the double post, but I just noticed this. I've always had issues with people making THIS an issue. Ok, maybe they have been touched by loads of men's fingers which weren't washed after weeing. I know one bar where the blokes insist that when you eat the peanuts from the little bowls you tip them into your hand so you don't encounter that "problem". Then all these blokes go home and stick their penises (penipee?) into their wife or girlfriend's mouth without ever once thinking that a bit of lingering urine staining might harm them...........

[button08]

Cheese cubes served at the bar in the pub. I know they're covered in 7 different peoples piss, but it's not killed me yet!

Sorry for the double post, but I just noticed this. I've always had issues with people making THIS an issue. Ok, maybe they have been touched by loads of men's fingers which weren't washed after weeing. I know one bar where the blokes insist that when you eat the peanuts from the little bowls you tip them into your hand so you don't encounter that "problem". Then all these blokes go home and stick their penises (penipee?) into their wife or girlfriend's mouth without ever once thinking that a bit of lingering urine staining might harm them...........

i am married now i don't get to do that anymore

[MK Chris]

Digestive biscuits with butter, cheddar cheese and marmalade. Try it, its fab.

I thought you had a thing against cheese?

[Yudster]

Hence why such things are confessed in a thread entitled "Culinary Crimes....."?

[MK Chris]

Well... true, but I thought you didn't like cheese.

[Yudster]

I don't regard it as a staple foodstuff and an integral part of my diet - but when all thats in the cupboard is biscuits and cheese, well, needs must.

[MK Chris]

I bought some lovely two year old Dutch gouda the other day.

[Yudster]

See, if its been ignored by the Dutch - who made it, so they should know - for two whole years, you really should ask yourself why.

[MK Chris]

No, that makes it better, silly Yudwuk, it matures - like wine.

Gouda really is nice cheese - well, can be.

[catherine]

Corn beef and tomato ketchup sandwiches, apparently.