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By rustybike
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Got my first proper shift tomorrow (15:00 - 00:00 ouch!) which is making me smile as I'm really excited; but I'm also rather nervous as I'm not quite sure what to expect. I'm swaying more towards excitement though which is good. May be a different story tomorrow though.
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By Yudster
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All the very best Rusty! You'll be fine.
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By rustybike
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Thank you. I'm sure I will be. But I never like to assume it's all going to be "text book perfect" as they say. I'm sure I'll get my first little sh*t within minutes of me stepping outside. Hopefully I won't have the look of "newbie".
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By MK Chris
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Apparently the uniform tends to give you a confidence that you otherwise wouldn't necessarily have - you will indeed be fine.
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By rustybike
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Topher wrote:Apparently the uniform tends to give you a confidence that you otherwise wouldn't necessarily have - you will indeed be fine.


That it very true actually. I have been alot more confident since being issued my uniform. I just hope the shiny, new hi-viz won't scream "I'm new! Stab me!"

Bonanzoid wrote:I'm intriguid, what job are you starting Rusty? Good luck all the same!


Thank you very much. Tomorrow, I finally start my first shift as a PCSO (Police Community Support Officer which is basically a lower graded Police Officer even though it does sound more like we're support worker type, volunteer people) which I plan to do until I finally get into the regulars.
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By Andy B
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You better get used to hearing this a lot but as I don't recall anyone else on here doing it and I'm a sucker for a cheap gag:

Do you get to take the truncheon and handcuffs home at night?
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By rustybike
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Nope. I don't get any weapons or materials to assist sadly. All I have is my "art" of communication.

However, when I do finally become a copper I do believe you can take all your items home with you if you want. So when that day comes round, I'll let you know as soon as. :wink:
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By Andy B
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Marvellous, grab me some pepper spray, a taser and one of those extendible batton thingys......
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By Munki Bhoy
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rustybike wrote:Nope. I don't get any weapons or materials to assist sadly. All I have is my "art" of communication.

However, when I do finally become a copper I do believe you can take all your items home with you if you want. So when that day comes round, I'll let you know as soon as. :wink:


Wow that sucks. Even my transport police volunteer mate has an 'extendable baton'.
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By MK Chris
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BTP are the same as normal Police, but they cover the railways though - they don't have lesser powers because they're transport police. Also, assuming he's a special, they have the same powers of arrest as PCs - PCSOs can only detain for up to 20 minutes I believe, while they wait for the regulars to turn up - it is, however, starting to be seen as the main platform for getting into the regulars.

Rusty Bike, be prepared to be called a plastic police officer, C3PO, whatever - but I'm sure it'll be worth it to get the experience to get you in the regulars.
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By Andy B
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Making me smile today.......

I've somehow made it to the final assesment stage of my Waitrose interview despite missing my telephone interview (not my fault), turning up 3 days early to the group interview then 40 mins late (bastard mini Hitlers at the train station to thank for that) and thinking throughout the whole process "why oh why did I just say that?" Some of the great managerial expertise I demonstrated included:

Everyone has to work through their lunchbreak sometimes (against the law)
I can't stand corporate buzzwords, they sound like utter crap and don't get me started on motivational posters.
I'm just not much of a thinker really.

Although the rest of the time I was * great! I now have to have an in-store assesment although I'm confident about that as I'm great at face to face stuff.

Everyone has to keep their fingers crossed for me from now on. I REALLY want this job.
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By Yudster
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I'll start getting the super-strength Kleenex stockpiled now.
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By Boboff
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Andy B wrote:Making me smile today.......

I've somehow made it to the final assesment stage of my Waitrose interview despite missing my telephone interview (not my fault), turning up 3 days early to the group interview then 40 mins late (bastard mini Hitlers at the train station to thank for that) and thinking throughout the whole process "why oh why did I just say that?" Some of the great managerial expertise I demonstrated included:

Everyone has to work through their lunchbreak sometimes (against the law)
I can't stand corporate buzzwords, they sound like utter crap and don't get me started on motivational posters.
I'm just not much of a thinker really.

Although the rest of the time I was * great! I now have to have an in-store assesment although I'm confident about that as I'm great at face to face stuff.

Everyone has to keep their fingers crossed for me from now on. I REALLY want this job.



I always found Waitrose one of the better ones to deal with Andy. They have no shareholders and are owned by the staff themselves, so there is good job security and a general feeling of team work. They are very old fashioned in many ways so not liking techno speak would have been a plus, and stating you have to work though your lunch hour although not strictly legal, the fact you admitted it showed you to be honest and hardworking, perversely.

Not be a thinker ??? Contemplating your navel, and questioning what you have been told what to do, again it's a plus mate.

Being late though..... I wouldn't risk it again. There really arn't any excuses for being late ( although of course there are, it's a reflection on you that you don't ever use them)

best of luck. Have you been going to Bracknell?
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By Andy B
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Bracknell? no Reading. If I pass this last stage then my induction will be in January and I think it's a weekend long thing. I have to stay over at one of Waitrose big Estates, they've got loads of land left to them with big old country manors on which have been turned into hotels for the staff.
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By ladbroke
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Andy B wrote:Everyone has to keep their fingers crossed for me from now on. I REALLY want this job.


Best of luck with that one. Waitrose are a good company to work for, and best of all you get a nice little discount in John Lewis. God I could spend thousands that I don't have in that place!
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rustybike wrote:I just hope the shiny, new hi-viz won't scream "I'm new! Stab me!"


No. It just screams "I'm HERE!" and you looked fine in your photo, silly.
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By Andy B
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The boys of the NYPD choir who are apparently still singing Galway Bay.
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By Andy B
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Oh. Also. The fact that I can stand behind a set of decks and women fawn over me (that or I wear too much aftershave) but stand outside and wait for a taxi with the crowd and I get totally blanked. It always makes me smile.
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