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By Yudster
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Oh now THAT'S where to be when its snowing. As long as you can keep warm......! Thanks Ez!
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By Yudster
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Well yes. But with nice windows from which you can see the Lake District. I imagine Scotland must be full of similar type places - only bigger.
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By Boboff
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Sunny So Cal wrote:Lovely photos, Ez. Thanks for posting them.


The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.


I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the nice man behind started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'for the love of God, GO! GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for the Lord.

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love There must have been a man from Florida back there , because I heard him yelling something about a
sunny beach. I saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was an Hawaiian good luck sign or something.


Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.


My grandson burst out laughing; why even he was enjoying this religious experience.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.


I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So I waved to all my sisters and brothers, smiled at them all and drove on through the intersection.


I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again, and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!



What a lovely story!
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By MK Chris
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Ha - where the * did that come from?!
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By Yudster
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Boboff - what??
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By Boboff
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Ummm, it's a joke? It was based in America from where I copied and pasted it, so it seemed apt that I abuse Sunny, in a nice way. I wanted to make it from you, but then I would have to have changed some of the text, and it wasn't that funny.
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By Yudster
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It was funny, it just seemed uber-random, even by your standards!
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By MK Chris
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I found it funny too, but also found it random even when you look at the author of the post.
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By MK Chris
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OK... I shall demonstrate what's making me smile today by way of an example. Let's say someone pops up on here and asks a question, let's say that question is "what does 'lol' stand for in the world of the interweb?"

To answer such silly questions, first go here and type in what you would normally type into Google to find that out. Click the 'Google Search' button, which gives you a link to copy. Direct the question asker to that link.

Done.
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By Andy B
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I'm really enjoying that Survivors programme on the beeb. For those that have not seen it it's like 28 days later without the zombies....the virus just kills 99% of the people. It got off to a good start anyway, let's see if it can maintain its momentum. Otherwise it'll end up being like Lost......
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boboff wrote:Ummm, it's a joke? It was based in America from where I copied and pasted it, so it seemed apt that I abuse Sunny, in a nice way. I wanted to make it from you, but then I would have to have changed some of the text, and it wasn't that funny.


Hahaha, bob, you twat! (1) You'd never see me walking around saying, 'Praise the Lord' and (2) how * old are you implying I am?! Grandchildren?! Shove it up your arse...
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By MK Chris
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Sunny So Cal wrote:how * old are you implying I am?! Grandchildren?!

Given the age of your eldest child, it's not impossible...

*hides*
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By MK Chris
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I'm sorry to hear that.
By tina11
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Topher wrote:OK... I shall demonstrate what's making me smile today by way of an example. Let's say someone pops up on here and asks a question, let's say that question is "what does 'lol' stand for in the world of the interweb?"

To answer such silly questions, first go here and type in what you would normally type into Google to find that out. Click the 'Google Search' button, which gives you a link to copy. Direct the question asker to that link.

Done.


I prefer this place: http://*.com/
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