[CassieJackson]

While I've had nights that have ended with missing periods of time and copious amounts of vomit upon my person, I have yet to experience an alcohol related fecal disaster in the undercrackers.

Faecal.

You're just being faecetious (sic) now.

There must be a good joke about sh*t spelling to be made here....

I don't work, so I don't have a work Christmas party. I'll be on plenty nights out with friends though. I too have a homing beacon while drunk, and also the superpower of being able to remove contact lenses and put them in the correct side of their storage case without any recall the next day.

[Andy B]

My missus can't even manage to remove her make up let alone bloody contact lenses. I normally just fall asleep wherever I am then worry about getting home when I wake up.

[CassieJackson]

One of my husband's mates does that - it's almost guaranteed that he falls asleep while on the Metro after his Christmas Party and travels backwards and forwards along the same stretch of track until someone wakes him up near to his stop.

[AndyJ]

Are both Andys in Kent? I never realised, I don't have a work party or any christmas party so I'll just laugh at your drunken misfortunes.

No, I sometimes work in a office in West Malling thats all.

[Munki Bhoy]

Just finishing my lunch, working for an hour and a half and then we're chucking it to play the Wii. Every Friday should be like this!