[foot-loose]

I think even the locals in reading wear two pairs of trousers, so I would do that. You'll fit right in.


I'm going to bed now and i fully expect this topic locked by the morning, but it was a nice try. They say it's the thought that counts.

[foot-loose]

I tend to find that there are waaay to many gays in a gay bar. Find a Witherspoon's, get a beer and burger deal, jobs a good un.



(If you go to the gay place, you might manage to get a beer and bugger deal though...)

*goes to bed*

[MK Chris]

I'm told that Pink Punters is the best club in Milton Keynes; I wouldn't know because I'm not the clubbing type.

[Boboff]

Foots I am going to a Garage sometime in the next 10 to 14 days to fill up with Petrol, I was just wondering if I need to have on two pairs of trousers as well ?

[SnowMonster]

They sit at the top of Xmas trees.

[Boboff]

gays frequent petrol stations too? Whatever next.

They'll be snogging on Eastenders soon!!

(anyone remember Colin & Barry off of the eighties?)

[Munki Bhoy]

Christmas trees too. Wouldn't want to take the dress wearing singleton Jesus out of this thread, would we? I mean, the beard on his face wasn't his only one... Eh, Ms Magdelene?

That should ensure my seat in the burny place.

[SnowMonster]

You best check this out with foot-loosey baby, mate, before stating that.

[foot-loose]

The gay club in Glasgow has a one way mirror in the toilet looking onto the guys urinals. Personally, I think if gay folk are wanting to lose any of the negative stereotypes that are associated with them, they might want to have a look at the way they conduct themselves. Gay pride? Sometimes, I wonder what there is to be proud of. Ho hum.

I would love to say that theres never any shenanigans in a gay toilet, but lets be honest, I would be talking nonsense. That said, its hardly like you breeders have never shagged in a normos club.

[Munki Bhoy]

We don't. You can't move in there for people snorting stuff.

[Andy B]

Foots I'm going out for a few New Years drinks tomorrow. Should I wear trousers and a nice pair of shoes or just jeans and a pair of trainers? I'll probably be wearing a jumper as it's cold if that makes a difference.

[foot-loose]

Smart jeans.

[Yudster]

Kilt.

[foot-loose]

A denim kilt.

[Yudster]

That would be a skirt. Andy, you need to wear a denim skirt.

[foot-loose]

THATS why you don't shag there?

*tuts*

[MK Chris]

...I would love to say that theres never any shenanigans in a gay toilet, but lets be honest, I would be talking nonsense. That said, its hardly like you breeders have never shagged in a normos club.

Well the club I go to has a toilet attendant in there so I tend not to shag in the loo.

Don't tell me you've never shagged the attendant. Didn't S4B teach you anything in your time with her? That said, it's lucky if she didn't...

[Munki Bhoy]

That there's an attendant there is a curious excuse for not shagging in a toilet. I prefer things like "it's a public place" or "I have a house and a comfy bed for that sort of thing" or "I've only just met you" might be appropriate, or even just "yuck, have you seen the state of those places" before "the attendant is in there".

[Boboff]

A denim kilt.

*cough, picture?

[Boboff]

It's just men though isn't it?

With Men sex is urgent and primeval, if you are that way inclined that you can have sex with people who have the same immediate need I can see why Toilet encounters are a norm, I don't think it's about being gay, it's about having two men involved, I bet lezzers sit and * talk to each other all night and remember what color eyes the other one has, weird!

[S4B]

Sex can be urgent and primeval for women too!

[Nicola_Red]

Someone tried to persuade me to have sex in a toilet once. I refused. It wasn't that I didn't want to shag the person in question, but...nobody is likely to realise their full potential in a club bathroom, I feel.

[S4B]

I think it's more to do with the possibility of being caught that would make it exciting rather than the actual sex.


N.B Contrary to popular belief I have not done it!

[chrysostom]

I'm told that Pink Punters is the best club in Milton Keynes; I wouldn't know because I'm not the clubbing type.

It's a fun night out, but not the best in MK...best Gay Bar, yes. I think the friendly atmosphere is the best thing about it, but Crystal the drag queen is the scariest person i've ever met.

Disabled toilets are much roomier.

[MK Chris]

There are only two clubs in Milton Keynes anyway (I am including Punters in that).