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By Andy B
#370156
Thanks fir the advice Foots. The denim skirt went down a treat. Didn't have sex in a bathroom though.
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By Yudster
#370175
Somewhere new.
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By Andy B
#370181
I didn't have any sex on new years eve. The missus was away visiting her parents.
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By Andy B
#370189
My missus went to her allotment and came back with her carrots.

That works so much better when said aloud.